First and foremost, I want to get a boob job.
After that, I'd like to sleep with at least one girl from each of the fifty states.
Then I want to buy out the last company I worked for. Fire the old management, give ridiculous promotions to people I like, but most of all, turn it into a real money-maker.
Then I'll buy some big porn company out west. Then once my new, improved porn starts selling good, I'll buy another company. And another. Until I personally own the entire industry.
Then I'll buy the Yankees. And the 49er's. At that point, I'll win the World Series and the Super Bowl in the same year. Then I'll buy out Hendrick motorsports, enter myself into a race as a lark, and win the Daytona 500.
Then I'll go on Dancing with the Stars, and win the mirror ball.
Then I'll self-publish some lousy books, make some crappy recordings, and they'll still sell great just 'cause they're by me.
Then I'll go international. Buy Ferrari. Sell weapons to various African dictators. Buy China.
Once I start getting bored, I'll run for president, and win easily. The Republicans will vote for me because I represent big buisness, and the rank-and-file will vote for anyone with an 'R' at the end of their name. The Democrats will vote for me because it's a huge step for feminism, or some such nonsense. And the Libertarians will vote for me because of my amazing cleavage.
After my term in office, my company will discover the secret to immortality and eternal youth. Naturally, only I will be able to take advantage of this discovery.
Then I'll begin my conquest of the entire universe, and have myself declared a goddess.
But first things first, I gotta' get the boobs. Everything else will just flow naturally once I have them.
