What do you use for a nut rag?

[sean miguel]

It used to be the standard sock that I'd toss under the bed until the housekeeper, i.e. mom, rounded up the dirty laundry.

Now I'm much more refined and go with 2-ply paper towel which I fold with all 4 corners aligned and set within easy reach. Afterwards, I fold twice and flush down the toilet where it's gone forever. On special occasions I'll use one of the microfiber cloths I wax my car with. Oh, and I've still got a housekeeper but she aint gonna put up with no crusty socks.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Charmin Ultra-Strong Terlet Paper

I take 8 squares and fold it over twice holding it right in front of my wiener with my left hand while Punishing Percy with my right hand. After the ejaculate is caught and secured I fold it once more to catch any residual semen from the floor or toilet seat. I always make sure to do a good job cleaning up the crime scene also making sure to lift up and check under the seat.

(I only masturbate either sitting on the terlet or standing in the shower.)

 

[ban-one]

Not really, I use a couple of Kleenex for the main event and the extra napkins from restaurants for any clean up, but I thought that was worth posting here.

 

[WntrMute2]

My wife.

 

[Supafly]

A towel

 

[bobjustbob]

 

[BCT]

The walls.

 

[sean miguel]

The walls.

Like most every hotel room.

Whenever I reserve a room or check in to a place I always tell the clerk "I don't want a room with semen on the walls. And believe me, I'll know."