I couldn't ask for a better ******-in-law. From the first time I met her, she has been nothing but the best to me. It makes it that much easier to get married when you know you like the ****** that you are marrying into.
What do you think about your ******-in-Law?
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She lives more than 1,600 kilometres away from here. 
Since for weeks she has a new hip joint and now she can laugh and everything is better than before. And she doesn't complain about everything anymore. It's a new ******-in-law, i think. Pretty much thanks to the doctors. I hope this situation will last. I never could understand, why such a sexy person can always be so unbearable.
I don't have a ******-in-law.
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sputnikgirl
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Well, my future ****** in law is old & Irish & Catholic.
angelfire1972
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she is 87 years old, and is a liitle sick but is a good persons
This sounds like my ******. She loves my GF more then she loves me:******:
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
The woman who almost became my ******-in-law hated me with a purple_passion. The *** was OK with me. But la madre hated me.
After an argument, I made a joke about taking her on a deer hunting trip and giving her the honor of wearing the antler suit. I was just joking around (in a sarcastic kind of way). But once she found out what that really meant, I think she was playing with the idea of having me ******. Nah, I'm serious. This was a wealthy South American ****** and I was never quite sure what the (true) source of that wealth was.
I think that old bitch was going to ***** out your beloved Rey C.!!! :helpme:
After an argument, I made a joke about taking her on a deer hunting trip and giving her the honor of wearing the antler suit. I was just joking around (in a sarcastic kind of way). But once she found out what that really meant, I think she was playing with the idea of having me ******. Nah, I'm serious. This was a wealthy South American ****** and I was never quite sure what the (true) source of that wealth was.
I think that old bitch was going to ***** out your beloved Rey C.!!! :helpme:
Facetious
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Georgia, Mississippi or ...:dunno: :tongue: :jester:
Serious now - Portuguese or Spanish speaking, Rey ?
OMG ! what ever did she just say about you with that evil glare on her face ? :eek:
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
The ****** was from Peru. The ******'s ****** was from Italy. The ******'s ****** was from Spain. My lil princess and her younger ****** spoke Spanish primarily.
I never met either of her parents. All this took place over the phone. The ******'s ******, who lived in Maryland (and liked me) had to step in and smooth things over. I'm not joking. I was a little worried for awhile. When I took the princess to the range and we rented an Uzi for a few hours, I got a little concerned when she said the men who worked for her ****** had guns like that. :eek: I know they'd had problems with the Shining Path guerillas back then, but she told me that her *** owned a ****. But she never told me what he grew on his ****. My *** had a **** too. But we had some pistols, shotguns and rifles for coyotes, crows and groundhogs. We didn't have any Uzis or MP5's, ya know?!
Thinking about it, I could either be livin' large right now in a big house paid for by Big *****, with a bunch of howling **** and a (now) fat girl who once resembled Salma Hayek, or I could be in a box in the ground with my arms and legs missing.
bandanoantri
Banned
Not really my ******-in-law since I've never been married, but I'm kinda banging her right now, because my current GF is the *** of my ex. To cut a long story short, the ******** went for a year to the States as an au-pair, we broke up a month later. Saw her *** for the first time at the airport, we kept in touch via email, at one point we hooked up and been together ever since...and still crazy in love. Her ******** came back from the US with the love of her life.
Crazier things have happened I believe...
Crazier things have happened I believe...
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I would **** for my ****** in law. She's a great person...smart, kind, compassionate, and respectful. She lives less then a 10 minutes walk from my wife and I, and NEVER knocks on our door unless she has called first. She's a phenomenal cook, and baker...making a cheese cake that will make your eyes roll back in your head, and cause you to moan loudly. Her pork roast, sauerkraut and dumplings, is second to none, and she always has cold **** in the fridge on holidays. One of the coolest people in my life...I'm a lucky guy.
i m not married but my ex ****** was a bitch, but i wud have done her if there was a chance. she looked similar to lady sonya
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