What do you NOT like to see in porn movies?

[Facial_King]

I agree with DreamSparrow (?) on the body fluids, the stupid settings (yes, so very true!), the flick-tongue kissing, and the lack of believable kissing. The thoughts on the gagging/male domination thing deserve further discussion. Part of the reason why I think it is taboo (to some degree) in mainstream media might be because it's much more common for men to abuse their status or power (physical or otherwise) to wrong women in some way than it is vice-versa - although that is hardly unheard of.

Another one I'd like to add to the list is when the guy(s) hold open the woman's mouth with their hands/fingers or some dental apparatus before they cum in her mouth or whatever. Strikes me as gross, foul, offensive or a combination of all three, depending. Also, when gagging or deepthroating becomes some extreme challenge to see how much drool can pour out of her mouth, or back into her nose, or how much her make-up can run and make her look like some depressed psycho-clown, well, that's hardly a turn-on, either. But just to see a little deepthroating, with a little drooling and a little gagging/coughing, well that can be pretty arousing (here I'm thinking Belladonna or Veronica Vanoza, for example).... Not like - "hey look, she drooled 3 gallons of saliva and now she's badly dehydrated!" - lame!

 

[bigdaddytodd22]

I love porn, but damn they cannot act worth a shit. It would be nice to get right to the action.

 

[Jason1]

When the woman doesn't brush her tongue. Most people probably don't care but to me it's so disgusting.

 

[olivertoxxin]

Get mad if you guys want but the thing that pisses me of the most is Black dudes fucking white girls, I keep most of my political opions to myself on this website when I post just not to piss people off, but this is one thing that pisses me off.

 

[TheHucklePhinn]

Any type of foot play
-cumming on girls foot
-girl using her feet as hands to jerk the guy off
-toe sucking
Keep the pumps on honey
(I personally dont get it)

Guy
-loud moaning
-face
-sack shots
(you get the point)

Any type of food play
(just seems to sticky and messy)

To much talking
(I dont mind hearing the girl talk little bit before she gets plowed, its just that in some porns the girl is talked to for like 15mins before anything happens, WTF? I wanna wax one out, if I wanted to watch a talk show I would be watching Oprah)

Golden showers, Poo related stuff
(NO!)

Tatooed girls
(not for me, even if she is hot and I dont see the tat at first)

THE WORST:
I was watching this porn, w/ this hot hot hot blonde chic, great body, face,tits,nipples, legs, hair, just stunning, and shes really getting it on, she starts to blow this guy (the guy is sitting on the couch while her knees are on the floor, i dont know what to call that shot but Iam sure you all have seen it in other porns)anyway she is blowing this guy and then the camera shot goes to a view of her ass where you can check out her peach as she rubs it,( great looking peach by the way ) the shot was held for to LONG, cuz I stoped looking at her rubbing her peach but at the rest of her ass, and on her left ass cheek was the BIGGEST whitehead I have EVER seen in my life, this ZIT was SCREAMING to be popped! It had its own damn zipcode! It just about ruined it for me man, bad times.

on a lighter note:

I personaly love big tits (natural) and in porns I enjoy the whole doggystyle side shot where the girls fun bags are flopping all around, its a good time. Porns dont either hold that shot long enough or not at all.

Good Thread

 

[bodie54]

the thing that pisses me of the most is Black dudes fucking white girls

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=1155907

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[Werewolf]

Tongue Piecings. They just turn me off.

 

[whalers90]

Black Dick!

 

[Earthshone]

My Wife!

LOL!!!

 

[freeryan]

Guys covering/smothering the girls/women during scenes. Cock sucking seems like a real waist of tape a pointless becuase I'd rather see a chick getting eatin out then a dude being sucked.

 

[scooter]

1. Ron Jeremy fucking any babe
2. fake swallowing
3. pierced nips

 

[Bigoldowls]

All misogynist activities.

 

[vodkazvictim]

When they're workin' up to the facial, I'm about to blow, and they switch the view from the girl to the guys face.
I don't wanna see a guys face when I'm about to cum for fucks sake.
They always look like twats & I'm in any case jealous 'cos they get to spray the beauties & I don't.

 

[mrtrebus]

plot

 

[CmnDwnWrkn]

I don't like when the dude tries to steal the spotlight. For the most part, I would like him to remain silent. A comment every now and again is okay, but I have a problem with the actors who are ALWAYS saying shit, cracking jokes, etc. Just shut up.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

I dont like to see the girl beat up for example Cody Lane in the blue room episode

 

[Icewater Jones]

I don't like when the dude tries to steal the spotlight. For the most part, I would like him to remain silent. A comment every now and again is okay, but I have a problem with the actors who are ALWAYS saying shit, cracking jokes, etc. Just shut up.

So you're referring to 90% of black male pornstars...


I'm gonna co-sign. I don't have a problem with interracial as long as the dude isn't ignorant sounding and ashy. Lex, LT, and Shane Diesel are the best with it, but unfortunately there are way to many clowns like Brian Pumper and Wesley Pipes out there.

Preston Parker leads the charge in male stars that should stay silent. It's one thing to be lame, but when you add douchebag to the mix, silence is in order. Those fat fucks behind latinaabuse.com and ghettogaggers.com can get right in line as well.

 

[chayah27]

The typical seven are bestiality, paedophilia, shit, piss, vomit, necrophilia and incest (although twins/sisters are an exception )... oh, and gay porn.

I'm ok with girls moaning and verging on screaming as long as it's warranted. For examples, I don;t like Priya Rai's "vocalisms" too much because they're, IMO, too loud in relation to how hard she's being fucked. I'm ok with gagging and the lighter side of facial abuse (obviously no vomit). I do actually like hearing and watching her being treated as if she's being used/punished.

I'm generally ok with close-ips of cocks in various holes as long as it's not too prolonged, then it gets a bit bleh. I prefer to see the girls reaction more than a guys cock. Although I like to hear the guy saying stuff I'm not a fan of excessive male moaning and I don't want to see his face when he's cumming. I'd rather see where he's coming.

Now, unfortunately I'm not physically to women with small breasts, say A/B cup or thereabouts. I'm a fan of something a bit bigger. Oh, and there is a limit to how skinny you can get which is generally, for me, when ribs start showing in a relaxed position. That's generally a turn-off. If we take the example of Sasha Grey, however, she actually does things that turn me on which generally negates my lack of purely physical attraction for her. Gratned she is quite pretty, face-wise, but that's about it. So, if I find a woman physically "unattractive" it can be negated by basically being a massive whore in bed. Mind you, that's just in porn.

Tattoos and piercings I'm fine with and I'm generally fine with breast enlargements. I'm also ok with atm, dp, tp, gangbangs, certain degrees of bdsm, etc. I'm ok with guys cumming most places other than feet (which I just don't get) as long as the guy doesn't have a clearly fake dick that sprays out 5 gallons of fake semen.

 

[Neutron66]

I don't like creampies.

Especially when they follow it up with an extreme closeup of the girl squeezing (or farting, in the case of anal) the cum out onto the floor.

Not sure why they do that. I can't imagine anybody being into that.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I don't like creampies.

Especially when they follow it up with an extreme closeup of the girl squeezing (or farting, in the case of anal) the cum out onto the floor.

Not sure why they do that. I can't imagine anybody being into that.

I am. But each to their own