What do you NOT like to see in porn movies?

I hate slow-mo. The one and only exception is the Celeste/Woody Long scene from Dinner Party (I believe that's the title, I may be wrong).

I hate "split" sex scenes. One starts off, you get into it, and then it cuts to another scene and then they go back and forth.

Seeing the guy's face is a real drag, but it can be funny sometimes...however, they should show the woman's face when she comes....some porn stars have awesome "fuck faces" and I'd rather see that than some shmuck.

Violence...Max Hardcore...Gross stuff...
 
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yeah what he said


& all that fuckin about undressing & cock teasing they do at the begining, i always skip through, straight to the fucking
 
This is pretty encouraging to see all these porn lovers proclaim their distaste for violence/violent porn. Maybe I really shouldn't be so surprised though, you know??

I also agree that creampies are just nasty. I don't like the gross-out, "I-dare-you!!" component of some porn. Drinking anus-squeezed cum, spit, piss, whatever. It's quite often lame when non-porny equivalents are on "Fear Factor" (although some of those CAN be intriguing - putting your head in a barrel of spiders or something!!), but it's ALWAYS lame in porn. Only jizz should be consumed, and there's really little added benefit to putting it in a shot glass first. And if it came out of her ass first??? Come on, that's just nasty, gross, and sorta cruel (perhaps even a health hazard)...
 
I don't like to see the asshole after anal sex, when it's all stretched out. Actually I don't really like to see anal sex that much.

Add that one to my list as well.

Also not a big fan of the girl taking a big load in her mouth and then letting it ooze out over her lower lip and such.
I do however like when they get the money shot on their tits and then while the load it finished the girl puts it back in her mouth. For some reason that rocks.

I also don't like when it just starts out with them naked. I like to see a girl in clothes at first and see her get undressed.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
- The music
- Close ups
- Dirty feet
- Lots of other shit to numerous to mention
 
I don't like to see the asshole after anal sex, when it's all stretched out. Actually I don't really like to see anal sex that much.

I can't stand anal sex. That shit makes me sick.

And please, don't grill me for it folks; to each his own. There are two holes down there, and I prefer the pre-lubed pussy and that's it. :)
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Condoms and that's about it!
 
I can't stand anal sex. That shit makes me sick.

And please, don't grill me for it folks; to each his own. There are two holes down there, and I prefer the pre-lubed pussy and that's it. :)

I completely aggree , I don't like it very much either . I'm not disgusted by it though .
 
Ok, let's keep this general, and not just an anti-anal thread...

(And no, I don't have any problem at all with you not liking anal sex; you're right, to each his/her own)
 

Perilypos

Retired Moderator
Sub standard surroundings, such as filming in a nasty dirty bathroom or a room with dust and trash on the dresser or floors. Some film companies just don't care. They should I feel its a big part of it.

I hate "split" sex scenes. One starts off, you get into it, and then it cuts to another scene and then they go back and forth.
Violence...Max Hardcore...Gross stuff...

I don't like to see the asshole after anal sex, when it's all stretched out. Actually I don't really like to see anal sex that much.

I didn't mention these things in my previous post in the thread, but they annoy (or even disgust) me as well. Another thing to mention is titfucking - not a complete turn-off for me, but among the things I can watch this is probably my most disliked one.
 
Double penetration.
It just looks horribly uncomfortable for the woman and there's nothing at all erotic about it in my opinion.
 
Yeah, one problem (and there are others) with DPs and double anal and all that is seeing more cock than pussy, seeing balls and dicks rubbing together - sometimes it's just a downright sausage-fest, and as a straight guy, it's really not so appealing to see that. Somehow it's much less gross when a gal is taking two cocks into her mouth...but if she rubs their cock-heads together and turns it into a full-contact swordfight, that gets kinda nasty, esp. if they blow loads on each other or something, and THAT is a mistake (as loads in straight porn belong on the female, be it her face, neck, hair, tits, belly, ass, etc.). Just my 2 cents.
 
Throat grabbing, nose-pinching, rough face fucking...generally overly rough sex really, it's not my thing. I don't like the guy constantly directing the girl either. And overlong closeups of in-and-out pussy penetration is boring IMO. I prefer variation.
 
I do hate it when the director films the couple doing doggy-style and he chooses to shoot it from behind so the guy is kind of squatting in the air. We then get a nice filmed sequence of the guy's crotch going back and forth....I prefer the "from the top" angle where the camera looks down into the action rather than up. It's much hotter that way! IMHO of course.
 
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