what do you do after sex?

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
Damn all of the good lines have been taken, so I have to answer honestly....

Wash my tackle minimum.

The rest depends on if I can fall asleep or not, if I have to leave, or if I want to lay there and do nothing at all. But, I really do not ever want to talk for at least 5 or 10 minutes - ever.
 
Cuddle for a while, then fall asleep.
 
wash my face and my dick, snuggle, then go to sleep

In my younger days, I used to have more of a ritual where I would lie naked in bed and preen my dick (sometimes with a washcloth) for about 15 minutes. Checking for loose hairs, dry skin etc. I don't do that anymore primarily because I don't have sex with the lights on anymore.
 
:1orglaugh:rofl:
After all -
You're only 29 !
Has the physique changed that much ?

No, just that I like sex with the light on, and Becks likes it with the light off. And since every night with me is "Ladies' Night", the light stays off.

Not that I'm some master sexician or anything, I just like letting women have their way when it comes to sex.
 

Facetious

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No, just that I like sex with the light on, and Becks likes it with the light off. And since every night with me is "Ladies' Night", the light stays off.

Not that I'm some master sexician or anything, I just like letting women have their way when it comes to sex.

But Becks is only t w e n t y • n i n e !!

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

NXXX EXXX VXXX EXXX RXXX MXXX IXXXXNXXXX D
 
Cuddle for a while, then fall asleep.
 
Collapse, cuddle, talking, some more cuddling, then clean up.
 
after sex I start doing the stuff I was supposed to do before/instead of sex - I can finally deliver her a pizza she had ordered, sometimes I start to clean the pool, or fix her car... :)
 
Damn you guys have such funny answers! There will probably be a few more witty ones but I can't think of one right now.

Anyway, after a quicky I just wash up and do what I was supposed to do originally. Usually just lie down and cuddle, talk a little, then wash up. I usually shower before but if it's really messy then I'll shower again.
 
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