what did you do to masturbate without being noticed when you were a kid?

where did you hide from your parents?
what lies did you tell them about it?
remember your first sexual pleasure :)
 
I did it in the bathroom with the lights off, to help me concentrate on my fantasy. I think my parents had an idea of what I was doing but it was never brought up. My early years masturbating was some good times. It was the most exciting part of the day. In middle school, It got so bad that I masturbated by rubbing my hand over my pants during class and ejaculating. No one ever noticed thank god.
 
Ahh I remember those days of "beating my meat" in my bedroom to that 1 channel that came up when you put the channel knob between 2 channels, every Friday night to watch the "Miss Hotbody Contest" which came in fuzzy as all hell, but would clear up just enough to catch the boobs of a bikini clad babe and with enough imagination I could bust a sweet load in no time. :D
 

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vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I just did it in the open and guess what; nobody had the bollocks to whinge any.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Hell, I didn't care. If the urge came over me, I would just whip it out in the middle of the classroom, calling it "extra credit".
 
When I was a kid I'd take my clothes off when no one is around. I love being nude and I would do just about everything to hide it from everyone. What I would do is put on my boxers and a tank top and stick my hard penis through the boxers and stroke a little bit while I was sitting and reading the paper. A blanket usually covered my penis so I could easily jack off without being seen.

My first sexual fantasy was a dream about being in a house with a maid and each time she cleaned the house, she wore less and less clothes and then she strips nude. The girl then motions me into the shower and then we have sex. After I woke up from this dream, I had cum on my bed.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Just did it when no one was home or if that wasn't an option, I'd just do it in my room. Was never an issue. Hiding my rapidly growing porn collection was a bigger issue. Damn I wish I had all the porn I've ever owned...
 

Harley Spencer

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I usually did it in my room, mostly at night in bed before going to sleep. It wasn't an issue.

Though once, I got a free purple dildo off the internet (no clue why it was free!), which was mailed in a plain cardboard box with no hint of what it was or where it was sent from, so my mom wouldn't know what it was. I hid it in a pile of spare blankets and whatnot by my bed, and my mom liked to snoop through my shit and found it. I wouldn't have known she found it had I not looked for it one night and noticed it was just gone. No one said a word about it, but I knew it was her that took it.
 
I usually did it in my room, mostly at night in bed before going to sleep. It wasn't an issue.

Though once, I got a free purple dildo off the internet (no clue why it was free!), which was mailed in a plain cardboard box with no hint of what it was or where it was sent from, so my mom wouldn't know what it was. I hid it in a pile of spare blankets and whatnot by my bed, and my mom liked to snoop through my shit and found it. I wouldn't have known she found it had I not looked for it one night and noticed it was just gone. No one said a word about it, but I knew it was her that took it.

Question 1. Did you use it before it was taken?
Question 2. Nah... it's too personal for your mother, for you to know. :D
 
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