What did I miss in the last month I've been gone?

[shimmy2]

Just got back from the west coast, cali and vegas, doing the porn convention circuit etc. I logged into freeones a few times on my iphone but never really kept up much with threads. What did I miss in the past month?

oh yah, I grew feathers in vegas!

 

[BlueBalls]

I successfully groped my 80 year old neighbours scrotum on more than one occasion.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

we found out vodkazvictim was really Timothy Q. from dumbo and that hes been out of work since the '50s.

 

[busaguy79]

You Missed the arrival of me!!!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

You Missed me talking about how much of a bastard you are.

I'll stop now that you're back.

maybe.

hope you had a great vacation!

 

[LukeEl]

To quote Austin Powers in Gold Member: There was just a flock of seagulls and that's it!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Trident1 declared Freeones the centre of the new Serbian empire under the first new emporor Trident the 1st...

All Turks were then lynched.

 

[D-rock]

The board was saved from a pack of ninjas by a distraction that was done by Pirateking. Details still have yet to come out about what it was.

 

[bustybbwlover]

everyone died

 

[Supafly]

Trident1 declared Freeones the centre of the new Serbian empire under the first new emporor Trident the 1st...

All Turks were then lynched.

.. and he made my ignore lisz one person richer :1orglaugh

 

[2012i]

nothing

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Nothing. Go away for another month and maybe something interesting will happen.

 

[PirateKing]

I reached my 7th milestone and made an ask me thread, which was moved to the post games section. At the end of the day, that's all that matters.

Also, post your reaction here and don't forget to add who should be blamed.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=475683&page=51

 

[maildude]

GregC got a sex change.

 

[vodkazvictim]

GregC got a sex change.

Again?!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Again?!

He just can't decide if he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body, or a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

Either way, he feels misunderstood.

 

[mrtrebus]

You been gone? Well shame on you for you have missed the wacky adventures of Captain Perineum & his hundred handed purple aardvark acolytes. Those ker-azzzzyyyy guys cannot be stopped!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Well, it's cold in Canada; real cold. Now I know why you brothers don't like it up there. Nah, it's been cool around here brother. Obviously infighting, but that is a constant as you well know.

 

[Spleen]

Porn fans and needless bans.

The usual.

 

[mrtrebus]

Planes, trains & automobiles. . .