What Day Of The Week do people have sex

Just want to throw this out and here from the community what day of the week do you think most people have sex ?
 
Great answers I too think Fridays & Saturdays since most people party then. I have heard from some to refrain on Sundays.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
As many days as possible :dunno:

This answer = WIN.

Seriously.. what do the rest of you do, schedule an appointment with her hole and show up at the proper time? What if You Miss that appointment, eh? Do you get a raincheck?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
In the time it takes a girl to read that you can already be inside her on your second or third thrust. WIN!

By the time it takes a girl to read that, she could've fully assessed how small of a penis I had and left already. SIGH, damned genetics, always brangin' me down. Dang nabbit!
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
By the time it takes a girl to read that, she could've fully assessed how small of a penis I had and left already. SIGH, damned genetics, always brangin' me down. Dang nabbit!

By the time she noticed you had a small penis and left for the door you could've put an auto-injecting needle on the door handle to slip her some sleep meds!

No excuses, cheffy poooo!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
By the time she noticed you had a small penis and left for the door you could've put an auto-injecting needle on the door handle to slip her some sleep meds!

No excuses, cheffy poooo!

I actually prefer to treat my women like youthful cattle. If they try and get away from me, I twirl around my lasso, unleash it around her ankles and drag her squirrely ass back to me. Then I make little, tiny lassos and put them around her boobs and pretend they're rodeo clowns that I tie up for irony.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
People have sex on every day ending in Y. :D
 
I hesitate to make the flat assertion for all the people in the world, but there are good grounds for believing that Seventh Day Adventists do it on the seventh.
 
Sunday--missionary
Monday--standing
Tuesday--doggie
Wednesday--69
Thursday--reverse cowgirl
Friday--wheelbarrow
Saturday--masturbation
 
Whenever i can and whenever i may ... :1orglaugh
 
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