What Cheesy Porno Stuff Do You Pull While Actually Doing The Sex For Real?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I like doing the "Bad Girl! Bad Girl!" routine while slapping my wiener against her mouth.

 

[BusterLoads]

Sex... for real? I'll let you know when that happens.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I mumble and mutter a buncha shit while Punishing Percy too. That counts also.

 

[sean miguel]

When I'm nutting I like to go "Oh yeah!!!! Droppin' loads!!!!" in a primeval guttural roar.

Just kidding, I hate that guy.

 

[monkeyspanky45]

I like to pretend I'm goku and kamahamaha the pussy before I nut the load of peace

 

[BCT]

When I'm nutting I like to go "Oh yeah!!!! Droppin' loads!!!!" in a primeval guttural roar.

Just kidding, I hate that guy.

Whew I was getting scared for ya there. That guy is lame.

 

[kewlio65]

Pretend I am the best lay in the world she has ever had. But really know I am actually pathetic and terrible in bed and make the noise I do to drown out the sound of me crying.

 

[Rey C.]

I do this. And I've never figured out why I don't get second dates! :dunno: That's some sexy A game I've got there!