What are your top porn moments?
The journey begins with the morning sunrise. The sun peaks it's eager glow over the tired mountain tops, spreading the invigorating vision of dawn upon the horizon. Birds chirp, children laugh and the wind sings the song of a new day, filling the air with a symphony of freshness. I take a deep breath, preparing for the day that lies ahead of me. As I roll out of bed, I can feel every muscle in my body begin to call my name, begging for relief. My neck, my back, my throbbing cock. All of which need attention.
A warm shower relieves the tension that has built up during my slumber. The heated water forms a sultry layer of seduction on my velvety skin, soothing the ache that binds me. I lather up an unscathed loofah, creating a foamy volcano of pure cleanliness. My body yearns for the tease of the soap, waiting patiently for it's sanitary embrace. I clean.
As I exit the shower, dripping like the morning dew from a rose petal, I notice the odd sensation of lust penetrating my skin. Something's wrong. Something was left undone. The tissue of my penis had become engorged with animal instinct, pulsating with a fierce burning for love. I grow anxious for release.
I make my way into the living room and ready myself for a sexual experience like no other. I flip through a stack of adult DVDs, sifting through the titles, looking for the perfect choice. "Beef Curtains, USA"...no. "Gaping Asses and Sexy Glasses"...no. "Big Black and Ready to Whack"...no. Then, I saw it.
"Captain Pussyfart and the Adventures of Thunder Cum"...JACKPOT.
I insert the DVD into my DVD player and take a seat on my futon. My skin is tingling with eagerness, experiencing pleasure with every breath I take. I can feel the fabric of the futon teasing me with it's silkiness. I'm ready. So ready.
The movie starts with a beautiful young woman, a Russian, I think, walking naked through her apartment. Her body is moist, her hair is silken and her skin is seducing me. I reach for my standard Walgreens brand hand-lotion and spurt some into the palm of my shaking hand. It's cold. Very cold. But soon, it will become warm. As I lather up the shaft of my penis, the lotion heats itself with my burning desire. The woman continues on through her apartment as I tease my cock with gentle strokes. Up and down, up and down, twisting motion, back and forth, up and down.
The woman makes her way into the bathroom. Maybe she'll brush her teeth. Maybe her breasts will jiggle like Jell-o. I'm close. Very close. I can feel it coming. The woman enters the bathroom and...sits on the toilet. Could I be so lucky? Yes, I am. My penis is throbbing, about to burst. The woman lets out a horrifying grunt. The sound of her insides hitting the toilet water sounded like a bucket of minnows being dumped into a river. The smell must have been something horrid, as the woman began to vomit all over her chest. Her tender breasts were covered in, what I can only assume to be, a fish sandwich from McDonald's. I was so aroused that I could almost smell the tartar sauce. I'm too close. I have to finish.
I pull the skin of my testicles and stretch it out as far as it can go. It's painful, yes, but pleasurable all in the same. I could feel the semen marching it's way up through the shaft of my dick, getting ready to escape with each and every stroke. Then, an explosion. As I lay my eyes upon the sultry, vomit covered poo-goddess, my cock shot a layer of lust into the air. This could be a record. 3, maybe 4 feet high. Streams of baby cream filled the air, seeming to have an almost endless hang time. My body was shaking with arousal. As my cum made it's way back down from it's aerial journey, it made home with my stomach. As it splattered on the skin just above my belly button, I was left with a stomach full of a creamy white goodness that God himself would be happy to put in his coffee.
I was so exhausted from my lustful experience that I ended up falling asleep, only to awake to a new dawn and a new journey.
That, my friends, is my top porn moment.
Oh, and also when I whacked my cock around to Shemale Hookers #4. That was hot shit.
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