Its a slow night tonight, or is it just me?
Well, anyway. I writing this with only moments left to live. You see what happened, I was having quite a heated conversation with one of the people who work behind the counter of my local McDonalds about 4 years ago. She was quite cute, maybe thats why I wanted to talk to her, who knows. Well, yes back to my story, so I was complaining that my burger didnt have enough processed cheese in it, now I never eat that stuff unless its on a burger because I dont know it just tastes better.
Her, reaction to my claim was "so what?", well now dear reader. If you know me well enough by now which you dont because I'm just a computer personality of mild to moderate annoyance you will know that the words "so what" leave me feeling light headed and give me sever flatulence. So I told her how I like my burgers done, when all of a sudden the guy runs into the store completely naked weilding a machete. Not a real machete of course a plastic one for ********.
Come to think of it why to ******** need plastic machetes? To work on their chopping skills? Never mind . . .
So this guy ran around the store a few times waving his genitals in the faces of the men and women enjoying their meals.
I thought to myself, what an odd human being, and I proceded to leave the establishment and until this day I have not returned. Whilst on my way home I was approached by an old woman who thought I seemed like a respectable young gentleman, she asked if I could carry her bags the rest of the way home it wasnt far and she would pay me for it. I thought this over whilst observing the woman she was frail I'll give her that and struggling but there was just something about her that made me doubt her story. I had been quite for a few minutes and I could tell it was getting awkward so I waited for the blue car to drive by (nice not to flashy) and said, "no" and walked away.
Now I know what you're thinking, I do regret not pushing her into the road and stealing her things but we all have regrets, what can I do about that!?! It still haunts me to this day. I shed my tears over that missed opportunity but I'm finally getting over it and I dont want to open up old wounds so shut up!
O' woman you woman
So soft and deep with cream
What worries might one have with you?
None whatsoever?
FUCK OFF!!!
Yes, and so the great battle began, man verses ***** in the final face off three years in the making. Who will win, who will lose, who will die? The loser I expect . . . but thats not always the case, I remember Ginger Smith who won the title 13 years ago. ****** a elephant with his bear hands and not 5 minutes after he was presented with the honourary mug he died of a massive rupture. Its unknown where this rupture occured its still questionalble whether or not it actually was a rupture. No outopsy was ever conducted in accordance with his lovers wishes. Seems like his ******** should have had a say and I remember they wanted one. But big Steve can be quite persuasive when he wants to be. He broke both their legs, they were only 13 and 16 at the time little bastards. Big Steve was fun, yeah he ****** a bunch of people in a fit of rage along with 17 police officers and then himself by jumping off of a cliff thats no longer there. But no one knows where its gone . . . .
So answer me this dear reader, when I fall off of a cliff and then when my mates try to find this so called cliff they cant what am I or they rather supposed to assume? Its not as though there are cliffs popping up here there and everywhere. Unless there are and I just dont know about it, maybe its a government conspiracy? The Masons or the Illuminati maybe? Or maybe they just chucked him off of a tall building.
That was the last place I saw old Steve on top of a large building fighting with two police officers. I didnt stay, it was all rather confusing and I had an oppointment with the doctor. I thought I had caught something off that bird who does that special thing with her tounge, you might have heard of her, maybe not, but I thought its better to be safe than sorry.
Anyway, I was all clear so dont worry.
But I do have one final question, if you have made it this far, why are you reading this?
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Dont worry about me folks, I'm just bored :hatsoff:
Well, anyway. I writing this with only moments left to live. You see what happened, I was having quite a heated conversation with one of the people who work behind the counter of my local McDonalds about 4 years ago. She was quite cute, maybe thats why I wanted to talk to her, who knows. Well, yes back to my story, so I was complaining that my burger didnt have enough processed cheese in it, now I never eat that stuff unless its on a burger because I dont know it just tastes better.
Her, reaction to my claim was "so what?", well now dear reader. If you know me well enough by now which you dont because I'm just a computer personality of mild to moderate annoyance you will know that the words "so what" leave me feeling light headed and give me sever flatulence. So I told her how I like my burgers done, when all of a sudden the guy runs into the store completely naked weilding a machete. Not a real machete of course a plastic one for ********.
Come to think of it why to ******** need plastic machetes? To work on their chopping skills? Never mind . . .
So this guy ran around the store a few times waving his genitals in the faces of the men and women enjoying their meals.
I thought to myself, what an odd human being, and I proceded to leave the establishment and until this day I have not returned. Whilst on my way home I was approached by an old woman who thought I seemed like a respectable young gentleman, she asked if I could carry her bags the rest of the way home it wasnt far and she would pay me for it. I thought this over whilst observing the woman she was frail I'll give her that and struggling but there was just something about her that made me doubt her story. I had been quite for a few minutes and I could tell it was getting awkward so I waited for the blue car to drive by (nice not to flashy) and said, "no" and walked away.
Now I know what you're thinking, I do regret not pushing her into the road and stealing her things but we all have regrets, what can I do about that!?! It still haunts me to this day. I shed my tears over that missed opportunity but I'm finally getting over it and I dont want to open up old wounds so shut up!
O' woman you woman
So soft and deep with cream
What worries might one have with you?
None whatsoever?
FUCK OFF!!!
Yes, and so the great battle began, man verses ***** in the final face off three years in the making. Who will win, who will lose, who will die? The loser I expect . . . but thats not always the case, I remember Ginger Smith who won the title 13 years ago. ****** a elephant with his bear hands and not 5 minutes after he was presented with the honourary mug he died of a massive rupture. Its unknown where this rupture occured its still questionalble whether or not it actually was a rupture. No outopsy was ever conducted in accordance with his lovers wishes. Seems like his ******** should have had a say and I remember they wanted one. But big Steve can be quite persuasive when he wants to be. He broke both their legs, they were only 13 and 16 at the time little bastards. Big Steve was fun, yeah he ****** a bunch of people in a fit of rage along with 17 police officers and then himself by jumping off of a cliff thats no longer there. But no one knows where its gone . . . .
So answer me this dear reader, when I fall off of a cliff and then when my mates try to find this so called cliff they cant what am I or they rather supposed to assume? Its not as though there are cliffs popping up here there and everywhere. Unless there are and I just dont know about it, maybe its a government conspiracy? The Masons or the Illuminati maybe? Or maybe they just chucked him off of a tall building.
That was the last place I saw old Steve on top of a large building fighting with two police officers. I didnt stay, it was all rather confusing and I had an oppointment with the doctor. I thought I had caught something off that bird who does that special thing with her tounge, you might have heard of her, maybe not, but I thought its better to be safe than sorry.
Anyway, I was all clear so dont worry.
But I do have one final question, if you have made it this far, why are you reading this?
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Dont worry about me folks, I'm just bored :hatsoff:
