What are you going to do before the May 21st Rapture

[Jon S.]

I'd like to find a nice crucifix or bible to do it on.

As cynical and rational as I am....and as much as I have a MAJOR disdain for organized religion.....I'm not sure I'm into tempting fate either!

Of course if you do follow through with that plan....make sure you do it as a pay per view on the Internets (sic)....preferably by hacking into a major religious website (I'd suggest Pat Robertson's 700 Club website) to host your pay per view! Hell.....ya might as well get paid in the process!


While you're at it.....might as well sell your own line of "Jesus Christ" toilet paper....with "his" image emblazoned on every sheet! Stupid fuckers will be buying that like hot cakes! Ha ha ha!

 

[SEXJS]

I'm going to stand there and watch all of them in their clownsuits and yell "JUMP!! JUMP!! You'll get there sooner.":bowdown:

 

[Ike Stain]

I'm going to stand there and watch all of them in their clownsuits and yell "JUMP!! JUMP!! You'll get there sooner.":bowdown:

That's actually pretty good. I bet a bunch of them will do it too. :bowdown:

 

[Ulysses31]

Make a deal with Satan

 

[vodkazvictim]

Make a deal with Satan

You have nothing worthwhile to offer me. GTFO.

 

[Ike Stain]

O.K., I know I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for this but...

Isn't the fact that this guy Camping has gotten the date wrong a couple of time before even more reason to believe that this time he's nailed it?

I mean think about it— just like any scientist he's been able to analyze the errors and correct the formula.

 

[rayman53x]

I just hope once this & 2012 shit is over, we can finally go up and slap religion in the face!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

O.K., I know I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for this but...

Isn't the fact that this guy Camping has gotten the date wrong a couple of time before even more reason to believe that this time he's nailed it?

I mean think about it— just like any scientist he's been able to analyze the errors and correct the formula.

You mean, just like any scientist he's had a great theory, hampered only by the fact it was utter bollocks?

 

[rayman53x]

hahah, bollocks lol

 

[MetalMan77]

What am I going to be doing? The same thing I do every day- try to take over the world!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I've decided to kill someone before the rapture. Anyone have a suggestion?

 

[Ike Stain]

I've decided to kill someone before the rapture. Anyone have a suggestion?

No, but make sure to post pics!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I've decided to kill someone before the rapture. Anyone have a suggestion?

I do, I do ....!!!!

 

[feller469]

all the water in the Mississippi can cause the tectonic plates to shift a little....

 

[Ike Stain]

all the water in the Mississippi can cause the tectonic plates to shift a little....

So true. So true.

I do, I do ....!!!!

You know what I find interesting, over half of the people I've polled so far have mentioned they'd be taking a massive shit that day. Natural function or sign of the impending destruction to come?

 

[busaguy79]

I gotta work that day so i'll be busy lol

 

[Member442]

Hubby and I are throwing a party at my Fav bar in the private room. Then at 2 when the bar closes my fam and me are off to florida. Good thing I'm not driving.

 

[Jon S.]

Does this mean my newspaper will be late on the 22nd?

 

[JacknCoke]

Most likely hungover or turkey hunting