What Are You Drinking Right Now?

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
6th cup of black coffee. Still cleanin da Place.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
More coffee.
 
I guess you're too dim to realize what he was saying.

It's okay. We all know you're special.

I just poured a martini. Yeah, it's early. You got something to say?

:hairpull:

No not dim the title of this thread is What Are You Drinking Right Now? You CANNOT drink toast, so he should have put that in the What Are You Eating Right Now? thread. Maybe you're too dim to realize what I am saying though as you have just said you have just poured a martini. This thread is not called What Are You Pouring Right Now!! :2offtopic
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Double bourbon. On the rocks, of course.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Wild Turkey 101 and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Turkey on the rocks this time for Rane1071

:beer:
 
Water. fml

:1orglaugh

How on earth can you drink toast?!?

You CANNOT drink toast

Well actually you technically CAN. If you put it in the tea and let it fall apart and turn into mush, you can drink it. Also it that state it would become a semi-solid, meaning that part of it WOULD be liquid; which as we all know in this thread is drinkable. So the OP is technically still on topic. Also you could put the toast in a blender with some liquid and have a toast smoothie. :2 cents:

As far as the "martini pouring" comment, how do you know that Dirk's not pouring the martini into his mouth? :dunno:

*I'm drinking Extra Gold like every other day.
 
:1orglaugh





Well actually you technically CAN. If you put it in the tea and let it fall apart and turn into mush, you can drink it. Also it that state it would become a semi-solid, meaning that part of it WOULD be liquid; which as we all know in this thread is drinkable. So the OP is technically still on topic. Also you could put the toast in a blender with some liquid and have a toast smoothie. :2 cents:

As far as the "martini pouring" comment, how do you know that Dirk's not pouring the martini into his mouth? :dunno:

*I'm drinking Extra Gold like every other day.
True, but does anyone intentionally drops their toast in their tea.

As for the pouring comment, I don't find that hard to believe from the likes of one such as he. :pukey:
 
True, but does anyone intentionally drops their toast in their tea.

As for the pouring comment, I don't find that hard to believe from the likes of one such as he. :pukey:

As far as Dirk goes, you may be right lol :1orglaugh

But yeah I actually like dunking my toast in tea! :dunno: A lot of French people do it as well...
 
Tea?!? French?!?
:confused:

Well when I visited Paris I got tea (wasn't an alky back then, lol :dunno:) that came with this super hard bread. So I tried to eat it and damn near broke a tooth on it. Looking around I saw that everybody was dunking it into the tea to make it softer. It's actually a pretty good combo! :):dunno:
 
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