a wet wipe to clean off the c#nt butter!! lol
what are you craving for after sex?
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Ace Boobtoucher
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Gratuities and applause.
Personally, nothin is better after sex like a nap and then a brew... Cheers!
Watch porn.
A cigarette and more sex 
Damn, I'll need years of therapy to get rid of this image in my mind...
BTW, I crave for something to drink
a snack, like some fresh pineapple and a big thick PB&J sandwich, washed down with a cold glass of milk, then a smoke, then some more sex.
it's kind of funny when you finish having sex, and you're laying cuddling, catching your breath, and then you say.. "i'm going to make a big PB&J sandwich, do you want one?"
they always look a little puzzled, and then say... "ummm no... thanks for asking"
and they have this puzzled look when you get up and leave. but when you return 5 minutes later with a tall glass of cold milk, a nice thick PB&J sandwich, and some fresh pineapple, they seem to think "you know, that looks pretty good!"
then you share the sandwich and the milk, feed eachother pineapple (don't forget to drip some of the juice somewhere on you or her, that's almost always a cue for one of you to lick the other clean) and if you haven't already started having sex again, have a smoke. if she's a smoker, she'll be ready to have a smoke with you. if she's a non-smoker, you'll have to wait to smoke because she'll be looking for that pineapple juice she dripped "accidentally-on-purpose" in your lap.
it's kind of funny when you finish having sex, and you're laying cuddling, catching your breath, and then you say.. "i'm going to make a big PB&J sandwich, do you want one?"
they always look a little puzzled, and then say... "ummm no... thanks for asking"
and they have this puzzled look when you get up and leave. but when you return 5 minutes later with a tall glass of cold milk, a nice thick PB&J sandwich, and some fresh pineapple, they seem to think "you know, that looks pretty good!"
then you share the sandwich and the milk, feed eachother pineapple (don't forget to drip some of the juice somewhere on you or her, that's almost always a cue for one of you to lick the other clean) and if you haven't already started having sex again, have a smoke. if she's a smoker, she'll be ready to have a smoke with you. if she's a non-smoker, you'll have to wait to smoke because she'll be looking for that pineapple juice she dripped "accidentally-on-purpose" in your lap.
it's funny, because having a snack after sex is awesome, but it isn't something people discuss beforehand. have you ever heard a woman say "mmmmmmmmmm baby, i want you to fuck me, and then make me a sandwich"
it's not uncommon afte sex to be laying with a woman, and hear her say "mmmmmmmmm i love it when you lick my pussy like that",
but for some reason they never purrrrrrr "mmmmm baby, there's fresh loaf of sourdough and some corned beef downsatirs, why don't you go make us sandwich"
but honestly, the vast majority of women appreciate it when you come back to bed with a big thick fres corned beef sandwich, some cheese, and a pickle. it kind of recharges the batteries and then your ready for some more sex.
it's not uncommon afte sex to be laying with a woman, and hear her say "mmmmmmmmm i love it when you lick my pussy like that",
but for some reason they never purrrrrrr "mmmmm baby, there's fresh loaf of sourdough and some corned beef downsatirs, why don't you go make us sandwich"
but honestly, the vast majority of women appreciate it when you come back to bed with a big thick fres corned beef sandwich, some cheese, and a pickle. it kind of recharges the batteries and then your ready for some more sex.
Me too! And as we're nailing each other, perhaps we should just invite him for a post coital cuddle?
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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/bree-olson said:Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 4199244, member: 370964"]A cigarette and more sex
Best answer ever, and I agree with Bree :thumbsup:
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/bree-olson said:Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 4199244, member: 370964"]A cigarette and more sex
Awesome! My kind of girl
SpexyAshleigh
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