What age do you turn Milf?

[Jack Davenport]

I don't know.

But I am very interested in knowing who the chick is in Wizard Sleeve's avatar.

 

[jod0565]

MILF = ******
GILF = Granny
TILF = Teen
DILF = Dad
FILF = Fatty


The term MILF should not be used if the woman has not had a ***, or a *****.

 

[meesterperfect]

its a faggity term, dont like it, dont use it, wish it would just go away.

 

[roronoa3000]

:rofl:NLILF=Non Legals I'd Like To Fuck

So wrong. :helpme:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I didn't realize the MILF tag applied to age. I thought it had something to do with a woman who actually has had *****ren.

I know several women that people would call Milfs who haven't had any ****. I think it is a disservice to a lady to lump them into a category like this without forethought.

It's akin to labeling someone Neo-this or Neo-that(hopefully I didn't invoke the actual phrase that HELLENEMA responds to) or identifying them according to ethnic group(I'm guilty of that) and adding American or European to the end of the phrase. Or by labeling them by their sexual preference. Can't we all just get along?

How many women are flattered by that term? If I was to approach a woman anywhere and tell her she's a MILF, I think I'd be lucky to withdraw with my testes intact.

Nah, I'm just kidding. MILFs are forty plus.

 

[DJCowboy]

Technically, it should only apply to those women that have *****ren but it does seem like it should apply to older women. I'd say 31-35

 

[GregCentauro]

The main indicator are bladder control problems. Kegel exercises can do miracles, though. :thumbsup:

 

[prof_porn]

I would say if they dont have **** about 33-35 , is when you could start being classed as a MILF

Seems reasonable, but by definition a MILF would require ****. :1orglaugh

 

[Sicario]

Sometimes I get called MILF............

1) I always thought it stood for MUM I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK, how ever I know many famous porn star MILF's that dont have ****, so they are not Mum's??? So why are they MILF? I do not have any *****ren.

2) If you dont need *****ren to be MILF then what is the officail age you turn MILF, as I think Im still too young???

Let me know what you know and think about MILF!!!!!!!!

Technically, a woman becomes a MILF when she gives birth. Some MILF's are as young as 15-16 years old. Porn MILF's are marketed as women in their 30's.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I believe that a brawd without brats officially becomes a MILF at age 25

 

[Elektra Knight]

when they have a ***. some are milfs at 18. :2 cents:

 

[Johan]

Being or not a milf is not a question of age. It's about maturity.

Jenna Haze and Carmella Bing are both 28. To me, Carmella IS a milf. Jenna Haze ISN'T

 

[BigSwede]

MILF denotes a sexually attractive older female, generally between 35 and 50 in age and not necessarily an actual ******. The term was popularized by the film American Pie (1999),[1] though the origin of the term predates this (the term was already used for years on the Internet).[2] In addition, the term was used in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) in a description of Bill's *****om by Ted.

 

[jinxypie]

Those of you that say it starts at/around age 30 **** me. Technically, I was a "MILF" at age 20, but actually being called one hurts a little... (I'm still in denial over turning 30 this past October.) I always imagined that term for those ladies 40+. Guess I'm wrong.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

MILF (Urban Dictionary)

"****** I'd Like (to) Fuck"
*******, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible *****. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 ******.
A MILF is any ****** that is sexually desirable.

 

[Vosslier]

14 in the Arkansas hills.

 

[Embryoyo]

God, these stupid terms are becoming ridiculous... Now MILF doesn't even mean what it meant a decade ago? These stupid acronyms, they **** me off so bad... Guess that's why I avoid them.

 

[Supafly]

I would say, around 30 to 40 years of age.

Depends on your hawtness factor (which in case of you, Rebecca is breaking through the scale, like, rather an eleven than just a perfect ten).

You go from hottie to fox to MILF, and I guess it's ultimately in the eye of the person that meets you.

If you were a wine, I would love to get drunk on you, and I think you can age like you do and make me a very lucky and happy guy for years.

 

[316sherm]

MILF: has at least one ***, no age limit....oh yeah, and is hot (See Sarah Palin)

 

[roronoa3000]

God, these stupid terms are becoming ridiculous... Now MILF doesn't even mean what it meant a decade ago? These stupid acronyms, they **** me off so bad... Guess that's why I avoid them.

WTF! STFU SOB:tongue: