What age do you turn Milf?

I don't know.

But I am very interested in knowing who the chick is in Wizard Sleeve's avatar.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
MILF = Mother
GILF = Granny
TILF = Teen
DILF = Dad
FILF = Fatty


The term MILF should not be used if the woman has not had a kid, or a child.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I didn't realize the MILF tag applied to age. I thought it had something to do with a woman who actually has had children.

I know several women that people would call Milfs who haven't had any kids. I think it is a disservice to a lady to lump them into a category like this without forethought.

It's akin to labeling someone Neo-this or Neo-that(hopefully I didn't invoke the actual phrase that HELLENEMA responds to) or identifying them according to ethnic group(I'm guilty of that) and adding American or European to the end of the phrase. Or by labeling them by their sexual preference. Can't we all just get along?

How many women are flattered by that term? If I was to approach a woman anywhere and tell her she's a MILF, I think I'd be lucky to withdraw with my testes intact.

Nah, I'm just kidding. MILFs are forty plus.
 
Technically, it should only apply to those women that have children but it does seem like it should apply to older women. I'd say 31-35
 
Sometimes I get called MILF............

1) I always thought it stood for MUM I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK, how ever I know many famous porn star MILF's that dont have kids, so they are not Mum's??? So why are they MILF? I do not have any children.

2) If you dont need children to be MILF then what is the officail age you turn MILF, as I think Im still too young???

Let me know what you know and think about MILF!!!!!!!!

Technically, a woman becomes a MILF when she gives birth. Some MILF's are as young as 15-16 years old. Porn MILF's are marketed as women in their 30's.
 
MILF denotes a sexually attractive older female, generally between 35 and 50 in age and not necessarily an actual mother. The term was popularized by the film American Pie (1999),[1] though the origin of the term predates this (the term was already used for years on the Internet).[2] In addition, the term was used in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) in a description of Bill's stepmom by Ted.
 

jinxypie

Official Checked Star Member
Those of you that say it starts at/around age 30 kill me. Technically, I was a "MILF" at age 20, but actually being called one hurts a little... (I'm still in denial over turning 30 this past October.) I always imagined that term for those ladies 40+. Guess I'm wrong.
 
MILF (Urban Dictionary)

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
 
God, these stupid terms are becoming ridiculous... Now MILF doesn't even mean what it meant a decade ago? These stupid acronyms, they piss me off so bad... Guess that's why I avoid them.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I would say, around 30 to 40 years of age.

Depends on your hawtness factor (which in case of you, Rebecca is breaking through the scale, like, rather an eleven than just a perfect ten).

You go from hottie to fox to MILF, and I guess it's ultimately in the eye of the person that meets you.

If you were a wine, I would love to get drunk on you, and I think you can age like you do and make me a very lucky and happy guy for years.
 
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