Well I'm off to my 25 year HS reunion.....

[Baill Inneraora]

before Van Hagar.

 

[squallumz]

i never wanted anything to do with reunions. its all about showing off and measuring yourself against people who don't give a **** about you that you wont even remember.

but thats just me. anyone i wanted to keep in touch with, i did. which was no one. high school's over!

 

[D-rock]

You young fuckers got it so easy! Back in my day ladies didn’t shave below the equator. We had to fight through a jungle of hair to get to the pussy!

That has to be more than made up for by the fact there wasn't any horribly done boob jobs you had to see back then either.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

That has to be more than made up for by the fact there wasn't any horribly done boob jobs you had to see back then either.

Wrong ***, wrong. Boob jobs were in the experimental phase back then. I once did a stripper that had a nipple pointed at my ear and the other pointed at my belly button!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Get your **** lazered. Go full on turtle shell, brah.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Just had my 10th a couple ago. I didn't go. I'm not a millionaire...yet. I figure by the 20th I will be pulling up in my Ferrari with a piece of T&A worthy of Bunny status.

 

[gunslingingbird]

who, me? or the OP lol

Yes.

 

[Deepcover]

Don't forget to bring ammunition to all the losers who use to initiate you back in the day...

 

[Rey C.]

You young fuckers got it so easy! Back in my day ladies didn’t shave below the equator. We had to fight through a jungle of hair to get to the pussy!

Hellz yeah! :clap: Back when the rule of thumb was: "if there ain't no hair, don't go there!" Back in the day, when we had to walk to school in the snow... in the summer time - and it was uphill... both ways!!!

These youngsters today with their MyBook and FaceSpace pages don't know nothin'! With their X-stations and Playboxes! And that greasy *** stuff they put in their hair.

I've never been to any of my HS reunions. I was either out of the area or I just didn't have any desire to see my ol' classmates. I would like to get together with my old championship winning basketball team again though. But other than attending one college reunion (the first and the last), I'm generally not into reunions. Assuming we're still together, I am looking forward to accompanying my girl to her 20th HS reunion though. She was apparently a late bloomer and kind of shy in school. And since one of her friends says that I look like a hitman, I figure I can go to that with her, have a ***** or three and have a bit of fun. Just let her point out any mean girls or bully guys who weren't particularly nice to her and I go up to them and say, "Eh... how you doin'?" Say, anybody got a pinky ring I can borrow for one night?

 

[Hot Mega]

1. Go on ebay and try to find period clothes from 25 years ago and wear them.

2. Be yourself.

3. Don't be an 'asswhole'

4. If 2 and 3 are incompatible make sure you at least show up in a nice car.

 

[StanScratch]

Mine will be in a week.
If you had asked me two years ago, I would have said there was no way in hell I would go. I was a rather awkward ***, and not all that popular.
But within the last two years, I have reconnected quite a few via Facebook, and found quite a few now lead quite normal lives. Teachers, delivery guys, lawyers, contractors, pizzaria managers, landscapers, used car salesmen, factory workers, university professors, cashiers, retail clerks - not one of the jocks ever made it pro, not one of the cheerleaders became a model...in other words, we have all lead normal lives and are now normal middle-aged people. There are quite a few who I am actually a bit excited to see again.
So, exactly one week from now, away I will go.

 

[LukeEl]

Tell them your an assassin for hire like in Grosse Point Blank.

 

[Will E Worm]

Mine would be 17 years. :tongue: