Well I'm off to my 25 year HS reunion.....

I'll lie like I'm talking to a stripper!

As were talking about strippers now You Might also want to take a stripper as your fake "trophy wife" to show everybody else along with all the fake accomplishments you tell everybody. After all you need all your stuff to be better and grander than the other people's fake things they show you and the lies they tell everybody so you seem the coolest out of everybody. ;):tongue:

Or do like squallumz says, and save a lot of money and don't meet people you probably didn't like in the first place.
 

SpexyAshleigh

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Just have fun! My 10 year reunion is next year and I can't go because too many people know what I do for a living :( So sad, I think it would have been fun. So go have fun!!!
 
Goddamn, you're old! I always figured you were in your late 20's/early 30's. I was, like, 5 years old when you graduated from high school! :eek:
 
Just have fun! My 10 year reunion is next year and I can't go because too many people know what I do for a living :( So sad, I think it would have been fun. So go have fun!!!

It might be for the best. I'm sure all the wives and girlfriends of everybody else would just get upset when they realized they couldn't compete with you. ;):)
 

SpexyAshleigh

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It might be for the best. I'm sure all the wives and girlfriends of everybody else would just get upset when they realized they couldn't compete with you. ;):)

the wives and gfs aren't my concern, its the jackasses who've spent the last few years blackmailing me and harassing me :(
 
the wives and gfs aren't my concern, its the jackasses who've spent the last few years blackmailing me and harassing me :(

I didn't think they probably would be. I was just tying to come up with something to cheer you up. :)

It probably won't make you feel any better, but I have a feeling many of those jerks are probably trying to compensate for their own empty shallow lives. If that's the case you already have it better than them.
 

SpexyAshleigh

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I didn't think they probably would be. I was just tying to come up with something to cheer you up. :)

It probably won't make you feel any better, but I have a feeling many of those jerks are probably trying to compensate for their own empty shallow lives. If that's the case you already have it better than them.

Yep I know :) Maybe I'll organize my own HS reunion and those on the guestlist have to be approved by me first :D

anyways, not trying to detract from the OP's thread, carry on!
 
Just have fun! My 10 year reunion is next year and I can't go because too many people know what I do for a living :( So sad, I think it would have been fun. So go have fun!!!
Don't feel bad. I went to my 10 year reunion a couple of years ago and it was boring as hell. After being there for a while I realized that nostalgia clouded my judgement and I really didn't like many of the people I went to high school with.

I doubt very highly that I'll be going to any more high school reunions.
 
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