Weirdest thing you did...
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Ewwww!
Well you need to invest in some towels for sure,
hollow out a cucumber and put it in the microwave...pretty fuckin realistic feeling
haha...ya i know....what a freak....what a perv....
haha...ya i know....what a freak....what a perv....
Can I ask why?
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
This one time, while I was masturbating, I performed an emergency C-Section on a 19 year old Lithuanian girl who was pregnant with quadruplets. Was it messy? Yes. Was it horrific looking? Yes. Was it the best stroke session I've ever heard? YES.
There is nothing sexier than looking inside of a stomach that is full of underdeveloped infants while you jerk your cock around, you know? Yeeeeeah, you know.
There is nothing sexier than looking inside of a stomach that is full of underdeveloped infants while you jerk your cock around, you know? Yeeeeeah, you know.
I have mastrubated 18 times in 24 hrs...is that weird enough?
Not if youre from some place like fargo...opppppps, scratch that.
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
With my wife high heel shoe blew my load right in it:dunno: You asked
Good lord man. I know you had to be raw by the end of that day.
Well one time, at band camp..........
i finished?
masturbating with icy hot...very intense 
SashaSparks
Official Checked Star Member
a photographer friend of mine strung this girl up from the ceiling, opened her vagina with a speculum, poured water in, dropped in a goldfish and a small light, and took pictures.
his name was Thomas Landon and he rocks!
his name was Thomas Landon and he rocks!
BAYAMONXXX
Land Of The Snakes
we need pics to confirm sasha?
