PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
"I wonder if they faked the moon landing..."
Weird things you think about while eating pussy...
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I've often wondered if I could use that particular pussy as a change purse.
But everyone thinks that. right?
But everyone thinks that. right?
"Jesus, I wonder which side of the family she inherited the razor pubes from.." haha.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I'm normally trying to recite the previous winners of the Indy 500 starting from 1979 and working my way up.
"79 was Mears, 80 was Bobby Unser. No wait, Rutherford was 80, Bobby was 81. 82 was Johncock in the second closest finish. 83 was Sneva, the first driver to break the 200 mph barrier in qualifications. 84 was Mears. 85 was Sullivan with the spin-and-win..."
You get the picture.
"79 was Mears, 80 was Bobby Unser. No wait, Rutherford was 80, Bobby was 81. 82 was Johncock in the second closest finish. 83 was Sneva, the first driver to break the 200 mph barrier in qualifications. 84 was Mears. 85 was Sullivan with the spin-and-win..."
You get the picture.
I periodically think, "Gee, I wish Andronicus Ry was here."
The other night while I was licking this girl pussy the only only thing that was running through my mind was Erykah Badu fat ass in her new video.
Very nice technique!
I've thought of South Park episodes and started laughing out loud in the middle of sex, going down, making out etc. It has never ended well. As a matter of fact, I laugh out loud a lot during intimacy. I laugh when she tries to talk like a porn star or when she tries to fuck like a porn star. I laugh when she lets out an unexpected moan or scream. It's hilarious.
Why am I a 16 year old boy?
Why am I a 16 year old boy?
PirateKing
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No way! Me too! Sex is hilarious.I've thought of South Park episodes and started laughing out loud in the middle of sex, going down, making out etc. It has never ended well. As a matter of fact, I laugh out loud a lot during intimacy. I laugh when she tries to talk like a porn star or when she tries to fuck like a porn star. I laugh when she lets out an unexpected moan or scream. It's hilarious.
I hope you're actually agreeing with me and not making fun of me. :crying:
PirateKing
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No man, I always laugh maniacally while I'm screwing. It turns the lady on.
I've thought of South Park episodes and started laughing out loud in the middle of sex, going down, making out etc. It has never ended well. As a matter of fact, I laugh out loud a lot during intimacy. I laugh when she tries to talk like a porn star or when she tries to fuck like a porn star. I laugh when she lets out an unexpected moan or scream. It's hilarious.
I have been with a few that tried WAY too hard to to act like a porn star.Making sounds that resemble rhinos fucking,cant help but laugh at that point.
