Weird and Funny Sexual-Practices

[raimmi]

Hi everyone,

you know some weird, funny, strange, bizarre and unique sexual practices and activities?
Then share them and post them here in this thread.


I think one of the most famous ones is the Dirty Sanchez : A sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache.

Another strange one I know, is the Bangcock Flamethrower: When a man or woman empties hot sauce packets upon a womans vagina and then proceeds to lick it all out giving him or her a burning mouth and her a warm sensation.


Which ones do you know?

 

[Shifty]

Hot carl?

 

[DOA82]

Well, the BBC seem to be in the habit of hiring performers who have some unique sexual trends and practices.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

White Dragon
Space Docking
Rusty Trombone
Snowballing

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

The Swedish Omelette
Crack two eggs and pour them into the lady's vagina. Penetrate her and ejaculate within. Empty the eggs and sperm into a frying pan. Make omelette. Eat.

..... I know someone who says she does it with her boyfriend.

ukey: Disgusting. I can't stand omelettes.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Edit: lets not!

 

[lurkingdirk]

"Blumpkin" and "Cleavland steamer."

Goggle them

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Goggle them

Wait, did you typo Google, or are you recommending goggles if you attempt to engage in either? For the latter I think that's wise, for the former... sadly I wouldn't have to. :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Wait, did you typo Google, or are you recommending goggles if you attempt to engage in either? For the latter I think that's wise, for the former... sadly I wouldn't have to. :dunno:

Goggle or google. Doesn't matter to me. Please be quiet while I poop on your chest.

 

[ban-one]

The Swedish Omelette
Crack two eggs and pour them into the lady's vagina. Penetrate her and ejaculate within. Empty the eggs and sperm into a frying pan. Make omelette. Eat.

..... I know someone who says she does it with her boyfriend.

ukey: Disgusting. I can't stand omelettes.

Now is that for her to eat, or for them both to eat?

Along a similar line, and I don't know if there's a name for this, but, when my wife was pregnant, she would get cravings for my cum, and jerk me off to ice her cinnamon rolls or piece of cake. She still does it from time-to-time because she likes the taste and knows that I enjoy her handjob to get her icing and then watching her enjoy eating it.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Now is that for her to eat, or for them both to eat?

Both, she claims.

I take it we're not bothering with things that people don't really do with their other halves because they could end up with one of you hurt and in some cases the other up for assault - Donkey Punching, The Angry Pirate, Strawberries & Cream etc?

 

[ban-one]

Both, she claims.

I wonder if they would be interested in some Rocky Mountain Oysters to put them in the mood?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Oh god, why did I open this thread?

 

[RASQ]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7693354, member: 579739"]Oh god, why did I open this thread?

'cause, you were curious

 

[Harley Spencer]

'cause, you were curious

Yes. And curiosity killed the cat.

 

[Elwood70]

This thread is.......awesome.....

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Well, I know of this one, but I can't decide if it's

a) Hideous
b) Potentially dangerous or
c) Just dumb.

The Continental Breakfast

Take a hardboiled egg still in shell and a raw rasher of bacon. Tie a long string to the bacon and make your girlfriend let it drop down her gullet with the string hanging out of her mouth. Bend her over and put the egg in her bum. Penetrate her doggy style and rub her clit furiously with your fingers. When she is just about to orgasm, pull on the string so the bacon goes up her throat and back out her mouth. This sends her into convulsions which feels good for you, and also should crack the egg. Which you can eat, if you want.

I am unsure whether the "convulsions" might actually be vomiting, or the dangers of swallowing raw bacon, even if it comes back up. I am also unsure whether the friend that told me about this has tried it. It wouldn't shock me.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Please be quiet while I poop on your chest.

Only if afterwards you take a fork and eat it, Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom-style... if you can manage that then knock yourself out. :dunno:

 

[raimmi]

There are too many shitty sexual practices in this thread, if you catch my meaning

How about these:

The Pirate: shooting your load in a girls eye then kicking her in the leg (making her a "patch" eye and a peg leg)

rattlesnake wiggle: the act of having a limp dick and having a girl about to give you head on her knees and while standing swing your hips from side to side making your dick smack off each side of her face making a noise

 

[Jagger69]

Shrimping. The gay definition, not toe-sucking (which is fucking weird enough on its own!!). Look it up....it's fucking disgusting. ukey: :yesyes: