We are fearfully and wonderfully made

[Dan-O]

The Bible says though our sins are as red as scarlet, they shall be made as white as snow. Though they are as red as crimson, they shall be as white as wool. Therefore come and let us reason together.
For those who are weary and burdenned by the unrighteous acts of darkeness, Jesus Christ died for us on the cross at Calvary so that if we put our faith in him, he will forgive us our sins and gives the power to become sons and daughters of God.

Which, in layman's terms means that we are all born "sinners", shall remain "sinners" (even 'til we die) but as long as we believe and worship Christ, we will all go to a better place than the non-believers (who will all go to Hell for their ignorant, non-belief), and as long as we believe, are afraid of punishment, and are willing to remain in a perpetual state of judgement, then we're off to Heaven.

Yep, you can be a multiple murderer and REPENT, then go to heaven. You can be the nicest, kindest, GOODest person on earth, never harm a fly, spread love, but NOT believe, and you're going to Hell.

Christians wonder why people laugh at them. It's because they're insane.

 

[Dean Wormer]

Yea though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death I shall fear no evil for I'm the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I AM wonderfully made. Thats why I shake my ass on the internet. You should come check me out on cam sometime, and tell your buddy Jesus to come too. I put on a pretty rad show

 

[ChefChiTown]

I AM wonderfully made. Thats why I shake my ass on the internet. You should come check me out on cam sometime, and tell your buddy Jesus to come too. I put on a pretty rad show

I don't think he'll be watching you anytime soon. I heard Jesus was into black chicks. :dunno:

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I don't think he'll be watching you anytime soon. I heard Jesus was into black chicks. :dunno:

pfffft, he's missing out then. I've got a whooty that'll smack him straight into hell.

 

[lurkingdirk]

pfffft, he's missing out then. I've got a whooty that'll smack him straight into hell.

That's right. I think you should post a few pics here, just to show him.

 

[Legzman]

Dear all,

Look! How wonderful we are made. So beautiful. But He who made us did so for His glory, not ours. He is willing to forgive us if we repent. 1John 1:9, the Bible says he is faithful and just. If we confess our sins He will forgive us and cleanse us from all unrighteousness. Please come to Him. He loves you. The Lord Jesus Christ. Thank you.

Fuck you! :thefinger

 

[Ace Bandage]

Oh, he believes in one of those little fictional deities... that's so cute. Look pal, we already have one bible verse spewing idiot here, and we don't need another one. The position has been filled, move along now...

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

"You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!"

flylicker

 

[habo9]

The Lord gives peace, joy, contentment, hope and above all, a mean blowjob.

If the second coming happens , Jesus can see the third one while he sucks my cock :hatsoff:


Will E is this your African cousin? :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

pfffft, he's missing out then. I've got a whooty that'll smack him straight into hell.

Jesus? In HELL? Now there's a picture for ya. :1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Beware the Beast Man, for He is the Devil’s Pawn.
Alone among God’s Primates, He Kills for Sport or Lust or Greed.
Yea, He will Murder His Brother to Possess His Brother’s Land.
Let Him not breed in great numbers, for He will make a Desert of His Home and Yours.
Shun Him; drive Him back into His Jungle Lair, for He is the Harbinger of Death.

Kind of catchy but it's missing something.

That's better.