Watching Porno
- Thread starter Ben Jakinoff
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Pretty Accurate.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
I see me there. :o
Very accurate indeed!
For me, it's the crappy camera work that makes me fast forward. It's sometimes so incredibly bad, that it doesn't matter how gorgeous the girl is, I just can't stand it.
"Is the zoom button stuck? In that case, maybe you could take a couple of steps back, so we can see a little more than that guy's hairy balls? Perhaps even the girls face, once in a while"?
I sometimes get the urge to just march right onto the set while they are filming, rip the camera out of that idiot's hands, shove it up his arse, end yell: "IS THAT ZOOMED IN ENOUGH FOR YOU"?
Yes, I know I'm ranting, but stuff like that actually really pisses me off.
Cheers!
For me, it's the crappy camera work that makes me fast forward. It's sometimes so incredibly bad, that it doesn't matter how gorgeous the girl is, I just can't stand it.
"Is the zoom button stuck? In that case, maybe you could take a couple of steps back, so we can see a little more than that guy's hairy balls? Perhaps even the girls face, once in a while"?
I sometimes get the urge to just march right onto the set while they are filming, rip the camera out of that idiot's hands, shove it up his arse, end yell: "IS THAT ZOOMED IN ENOUGH FOR YOU"?
Yes, I know I'm ranting, but stuff like that actually really pisses me off.
Cheers!
GodsEmbryo
Closed Account
Yup
Perfect - i'm always watching start, doggystyle and cumshot.
I usually try to find a shot of the girls face, at the very instant when she is penetrated. I just love the look in their eyes, when the penis goes in. It doesn't matter how bad of an actress she might be (Sofia Sandobar, anyone?), there's no faking that expression on a girls face, at the moment of penetration.
Of course, those are hard to come by, because (I feel another rant coming on!) the IDIOT SHIT EATER OF A CUNT BASTARD that is holding the camera, is usually busy zooming in as much as fucking possible on the girls pussy. (In the best case, otherwise on the dudes ball, or his asshole, or possibly just any random pach of skin.)
Of course, those are hard to come by, because (I feel another rant coming on!) the IDIOT SHIT EATER OF A CUNT BASTARD that is holding the camera, is usually busy zooming in as much as fucking possible on the girls pussy. (In the best case, otherwise on the dudes ball, or his asshole, or possibly just any random pach of skin.)
agreed to the fullest
Amen!!! 
The Grasshopper
was here
Pretty accurate, any pause points in there though.
