WARNING WARNING: Do Not See The Movie Splice!!!!

[tunsty]

Oh THANKS.. now I know the fucking plot.

 

[L3ggy]

Now I have to see it!

 

[turtle825]

Worse than Tommy Wiseau's The Room?

 

[biomech]

Disney movies are getting worse by the minute.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Worse than Tommy Wiseau's The Room?

Here's an idea: Let's "splice" 'em together to get an even worse movie! Aren't I hilarious?

Seriously though, you could have just put "This movie sucked. That is all" in your first post and that would have made it much easier for everyone else.

 

[BlueBalls]

Pfft! The Room was awesome!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Pfft! The Room was awesome!

Oh hi BlueBalls.

I'm fed up with this thread!

 

[BlueBalls]

Oh hi BlueBalls.

I'm fed up with this thread!

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[ApolloBalboa]

O'hai Denny.

... so, how is your sex life?

I cannot tell you. It's confidential.

 

[turtle825]

*I just had to.

 

[vodkazvictim]

The "most fucked up movie ever"? Seriously?

Sir, you need to see more movies. Might I suggest Bio-Dome for your viewing pleasure?

Note to self. If BB thinks this is fucked up, it's worth seeing to see the massive extent of how fucked up it surely must be.
NO SPOILERS!

 

[BellaBellini]

I really enjoyed Splice actually. Horror movies are supposed to be fucked up

 

[zell]

To me, its one of the most fucked up movie ever, and I stopped watching pauly shore movies after Encino Man.

While it does have "one" fucked up moment,if anyone is seriously appalled by this movie and think it's too "fucked up", I can suggest plenty of movies that make this one look rather "Disney-esque".

Hard Candy
Irreversible
Oldboy
Happiness

Give those a watch for starters,then come back and tell me if your psyche is still in tact,and then tell me just how fucked up Splice really was.

 

[Kingfisher]

The "most fucked up movie ever"? Seriously?

Sir, you need to see more movies. Might I suggest Bio-Dome for your viewing pleasure?

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[VerseTheVillain]

This isn't IMDB.

And why in the purple pope fuck are you censoring words? If we can look at tits, we can damn sure use fucking profanity.

It might not be IMBD but it does say under this section in the forum to talk about anything. I'm kinda pissed he didn't write Spoil Alert. But all the sex in the movie sounds appealing. Sci-fi Sex? Perfect!

 

[VerseTheVillain]

Re: WARNING WARNING: Do Not See The Movie Splice!!!! spoiler warning!

it is a seriously f*cked up movie!

No, fucked up movies are:
1. Gumo
2. Kids
3. Lost Highway
4. Irrivirsible

 

[VerseTheVillain]

I really enjoyed Splice actually. Horror movies are supposed to be fucked up

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And I agree! I'm a huge horror fan... They are supposed to be fucked up.

 

[zell]

Re: WARNING WARNING: Do Not See The Movie Splice!!!! spoiler warning!

No, fucked up movies are:
1. Gumo
2. Kids
3. Lost Highway
4. Irrivirsible

Lost Highway isn't fucked up,it's just fucking stupid.

 

[Calm]

Re: WARNING WARNING: Do Not See The Movie Splice!!!! spoiler warning!

First, I thought, yea this is a good sci-fi movie, something I would like, the plot they wrote: Elsa And Clive, two young rebellious scientists, defy legal and ethical boundaries and forge ahead with a dangerous experiment: splicing together human and animal DNA to create a new organism. Named "Dren", the creature rapidly develops from a deformed female infant into a beautiful but dangerous winged human-chimera, who forges a bond with both of her creators - only to have that bond turn deadly
Now, that sounded pretty good to me until I SAW IT and here's my plot: THE MOST F*CKED UP MOVIE EVER! This make this creature which turns out to be a girl and they treat it like its their own kid and then it grows up, next thing you know, Elsa cutting off her tail then Clive comes in later and f*cks the creature that he helped raise growing the tail back, and thats not even the kicker, then it transforms into a man and at the end of the movie and then f*cks Elsa in the woods by r*ping her with its tail that she cut off! Then finally killing it (and getting Clive killed in the process), wait until you hear the field goal, next thing you know, ELSA'S F*CKING PREGNANT!!! Now, I'm not saying its a bad movie but, it is a seriously f*cked up movie!

well after reading about it on IMDB I decided not to see this movie but now that you tell me a girl is being raped by a freshly chopped off hybrid creature tail then I'm sure as fuck gonna watch it

 

[sporty_carr]

Thought it was pretty stupid, and a waste of money, but not that fucked up. :dunno: