Want to Earn Some MyFreeOnes Points? Give Me Some Titles!
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I put the "Pro" in prostitute.
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I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
If you can read this you're within range of a roundhouse kick.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!
I'm what Willis was talkin' bout'.
I piss excellence.
Screw world peace, I want porn.
What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe?"
I never finish anyth
Paddle faster. I hear banjos.
Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.
Have you seen my stapler?
Cougar Bait.
I failed anger management.
I read to the Deaf.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
If you can read this you're within range of a roundhouse kick.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!
I'm what Willis was talkin' bout'.
I piss excellence.
Screw world peace, I want porn.
What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe?"
I never finish anyth
Paddle faster. I hear banjos.
Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.
Have you seen my stapler?
Cougar Bait.
I failed anger management.
I read to the Deaf.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Haha some of those are good. Are you on funnytshirts.com or something?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
A few of them are indeed t-shirts that I own. And love.
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Sticks and Stones may break your bones but whips and chains excite me
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please don't feed the oscm's
Just here for the words
Fastest cummer in the west
Pay for porn? I can't even pay attention
Is getting treatment for an STD the same as paying for sex?
Has mastered one-hand typing
Thinks the World Cup protects the balls
Santa comes more times a year than I do
Thinks the EPL is curable with penicillin
Only looks at porn online after a nasty paper-cut incident
Orally applies his own 'roid cream
Watches "Desperate Housewives" for the dialogue
Fastest cummer in the west
Pay for porn? I can't even pay attention
Is getting treatment for an STD the same as paying for sex?
Has mastered one-hand typing
Thinks the World Cup protects the balls
Santa comes more times a year than I do
Thinks the EPL is curable with penicillin
Only looks at porn online after a nasty paper-cut incident
Orally applies his own 'roid cream
Watches "Desperate Housewives" for the dialogue
Nintendo Black Belt
My Fleshlight Just Said She Loves Me
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My Fleshlight Just Said She Loves Me
1 N33d 2 G37 L4id!
Why are you reading this? You should be wanking. shame on you
Got Porn?
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
If you lick it, it will cum.
The best ones in life are Freeones.
I've got funk in my spunk.
I put the style in doggystyle
You got tits, I got dick, let's make *music* together
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to only spend 2 hrs at FO today
I like my pussy like my burger: flipped, pounded, juicy and ready to be eaten.
This member has been certified for Freeones
I'm in it for the chicks.
Alright, who ripped one?
If you don't worship me, I'll call Petra.
My dong is bigger than Roald's
I'm a first round draft pick on Team Jerkoff
The best ones in life are Freeones.
I've got funk in my spunk.
I put the style in doggystyle
You got tits, I got dick, let's make *music* together
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to only spend 2 hrs at FO today
I like my pussy like my burger: flipped, pounded, juicy and ready to be eaten.
This member has been certified for Freeones
I'm in it for the chicks.
Alright, who ripped one?
If you don't worship me, I'll call Petra.
My dong is bigger than Roald's
I'm a first round draft pick on Team Jerkoff
just arrived back from the year 2025.....sorry guys, Zsanett Egerhazi still hasn't done a B/G scene!
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