Wanking Calories and Safety

[gloyster]

If wanking is considered an exercise would you fakain say it could be one of the most safest exercises.

I mean what could go wrong. :nanner:

? Can you burn calories wanking?

Also, am I the only one who loves a girl who enjoys to wank her boyfriend to *****. It's like having your best friend, who has boobs and could possibly feed you(like a ***) and make you feel warm and sleepy. Then you will ***** knowing they helped you. Love Love!