Now, please don't cry, but it is an abbreviation of my first name, which most people don't know, because most people know me by my initials. Thus, my co-workers will often refer to me as "J," as in "J, you forgot to attach the minutes from Thursday's meeting to your e-mail." I screw up now and then, often actually, but I don't cry about it most of the time, only now and then, usually when I'm menstruating or after breaking a fingernail. Are you okay now, vodka? I hope you're okay. I really do enjoy reading your posts, even though I rarely understand them.