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Dammit. Okay, let me try again:

I'd like to see you naked, hanging by one leg from a helicopter, hovering over a shark tank.

id **** to bogart your request, Dirk, but can she also be holding a machine *** shooting down some ninjas?
 
I actually just shot your request. It wasn't easy. It's impossible to get my heels in the same photo with your name being legible while standing full frontal, and it's impossible to get any of that in the photo if my eye color is to be seen. The lighting in my apartment is horrible. Anyway, I tried. Here's the photos.

Despite all the comments and the terrible conditions: I LOVE THEM! :drawheart:
Thank you sooo very much Harley. This won't be forgotten!
 
Here's the dirty joke request photos!

I did two jokes for you :) Here's the first one.
 

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OK I thought of what I wanted. I'd love some pics of you with a dildo (or something similar) in your ass while you are looking at porn. I think that'd be hot. Do that for me, and my votes are yours.

Here's the photos! I just got this new pink vibrator today.
 

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You know, I've been sitting here all day long Harley, and I've been watching you hussle and bust your butt. It's downright awesome and sexy.

You know what? You got my vote.
 
You know, I've been sitting here all day long Harley, and I've been watching you hussle and bust your butt. It's downright awesome and sexy.

You know what? You got my vote.

Yeah, this is basically all I've been doing all day. Took my dog for like a 20 minute walk, went out to the sex store to get my new vibrator, and shot photos. It'll probably be the same thing tomorrow. That's ok :)

And thank you!
 
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