Valentine Contest Winner! Check inside if you told us your WORST Valentines day!

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
That's right! I have the winner of the Valentines day contest! It took a little while to decide on the winner, but augustaroller will be receiving a sexy play set of his choice, from the Premium Link Upgrade , that he can hopefully use on a much more faithful playmate.

Here is the winning entry:

Well Valentine's day is my birthday also, so many of mine have been inconsequential. The worst Valentine Day was FEB 14, 1991 as I discovered my wife was back in the US (I was in Kuwait) pregnant for another guy. I divorced her as soon as the war was over though.

We also decided, since it's both pitiful and funny, to give a runner up prize to Brodkill of 250 FreeOnes credits:

In school I always felt the the "Ralph Wiggum" of the class, because i'd decorate a brown paper bag and hang it from my desk, i'd always end up with no cards in my bag. I remember onbe year A girl came to my desk and gave me back the card that I had given her, and she straight up told me never to give her a card again and that I would probably never have a valentines in my life.

Valentines day is so stupid, its just a way for card companies and florists to make more money.

Thank you for sharing and your credits for playing along and/or answering the bonus question should be awarded in the next few days. Remember, if you need DVDs or some sexy time play things, check out the Premium Link Upgrade !


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