Vader's Revelations Part I

[L3ggy]

Why couldn't this have in the movie?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

No matter what. When you have a verbally abusive father you can never live up to his standards.

If only Luke knew more history about him. He could have said the ultimate come back:

Where's mom? Oh, yeah... that's right!

Booyah!

 

[StanScratch]

"Oh, you knew the original Jar Jar? Yeah. What a fucker."

 

[Red Spyder]

...and I heard something about younglins? Great job, you bully!

 

[Member442]

lol Nice

 

[Born2Jizz]

No matter what. When you have a verbally abusive father you can never live up to his standards.

If only Luke knew more history about him. He could have said the ultimate come back:

Where's mom? Oh, yeah... that's right!

Booyah!

LMAO! :1orglaugh:glugglug::rofl:

*This is why I love you Whims!

 

[PirateKing]

No matter what. When you have a verbally abusive father you can never live up to his standards.

If only Luke knew more history about him. He could have said the ultimate come back:

Where's mom? Oh, yeah... that's right!

Booyah!

But then Vader would retort with "at least I got some action from someone who wasn't my sister."

Double Booyah!

 

[idkitir]

Son if you don't like it go tell Aunt Bureau and Uncle Owen...Oh wait!

 

[feller469]

oh yeah, dad, well at least my light saver doesn't look like a dog's erect prick

 

[~~whimsy~~]

But then Vader would retort with "at least I got some action from someone who wasn't my sister."

Double Booyah!

To be fair they did not know they were siblings. And they only did a simple romantic kiss that would prove to be too provocative for 1920s standards in film.

At least Luke Skywalker wasn't a big pussy whining and moaning halfway across the galaxy before he burnt up to a crisp and became a human/robot development still in a pissed off teenage mindset.

 

[Rane1071]

^ Yeah but at least Vader finished Jedi School, ... in more way's than one

 

[Darksquid]

awesome