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[The Grasshopper]

One time I was called in on an aircraft carrier because their anchor was broken. They told me to just throw my Legendary penis off on the side to let them stop when needed. That should show length and girth ^_^

The coffee was yucky on the carrier!

One time I was a golfing and forgot my clubs, so on the green I just whipped my legendary cock out and used that as my 9 head.

Of course, there were some people that gave me looks of shock, I merely told them: put your egos aside, I'm not hard, this is soft. Now is it for you! Well, I lined up the shot and made it about 350 yards down the way. Not too bad considering when my cock swung back it made a wind suction and brought the ball back just a little bit. Damn inconveniences!

Damn, I sure do love my legendary penis!

One time on a vacation in Scotland I was swimming in a, what I thought to be, obscure lake. I decided to float on my back and bask in the sunrays. Next thing I know I heard screaming in the distance. People mistaken my legendary penis for the Loch Ness monster! The waves were making it roll up and down, it was a nice water massage actually... but it was ruined because of nosy people clamoring to get photos of it, even after the fact of knowing it was not the Loch Ness monster!

The fabulous tales of Legendary Penis! Only on FreeOnes.... :glugglug:

 

[Sam Fisher]

7.25 inches erect.

 

[The Grasshopper]

-delete- :o

 

[Jack Davenport]

I've never had any complaints.

 

[John_8581]

If it squirts at the right time ... Then there's no need to worry.

 

[RichardNailder]

If it squirts at the right time ... Then there's no need to worry.

If she squirts at the right time........

 

[Smallville22]

8 inches

 

[BCT]

9 inches

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I just say my name is not BigCockMaley :o

 

[IrishFella]

I'm delightfully adequate and average! I'm not even going to get into one of those clichéd "motion in the ocean" speeches.

 

[Deepcover]

Seven and a half I think.

 

[mindofmindcrime]

there are pics in my profile for reference

 

[dongkong]

who cares. what are we cavemen measuring our dicks.

 

[sallyfields]

My ex was the biggest Penis ive ever ment, was only 5 inches but was just the biggest penis and dickhead going.

 

[Mr Dragon]

i think most willlie on there size but lol

 

[Shifty]

I've been told that it's not how big it is, but rather how I use it.





:o

:uohs:

:dunno:



:bawling:

 

[BCT]

who cares. what are we cavemen measuring our dicks.

lmao, I was just estimating

 

[Henrik Larsson]

What age are you guys? 12??

Only young people lie about their penis size

 

[BCT]

I ain't lying BMH! No reason to, if you do lie your pathetic because a girl is gonna find out when you pull it out anyway :dunno:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

^if anything say it's smaller than it is, but really, no reason to lie about it, it's no big deal.................:shy::o