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Don't know, average size. Enough to keep my girlfriend happy, she SEEMS to love my dick, she says it all the time.
3 inches,
from the ground.
I crack me up. On a good day a little over 7 inches.
from the ground.
I crack me up. On a good day a little over 7 inches.
depending on the day and how aroused i get.... i can get to 7... but i usually average like 6 to 6 and a half. id like to think thats pretty average
my e-penis is 12 inches
though i'm only 1.5 inches long, the circumference is 26 inches.
also, it is detachable. when necessary, i use it as a spare tire. it also works nicely as a punch bowl.
also, it is detachable. when necessary, i use it as a spare tire. it also works nicely as a punch bowl.
I've never actually officially measured to be honest, but I know about how much an inch is and I've estimated it to 4-5. I'll have to measure some time to be sure though.
Also the correct way to measure would be from the top base to the tip. Also don't push the ruler into your stomach so far to give yourself more inches and stand up straight. You're trying to measure the part that you would actually be able to insert, so pushing the ruler into your skin to get an extra inch or two is just false inch(s).
Finally physically a 3 inch is long enough to do the job great if you know what you're doing. The longer penis could have psychological effects, however, aside from just the physical stuff that we can measure depending on the person.
Also the correct way to measure would be from the top base to the tip. Also don't push the ruler into your stomach so far to give yourself more inches and stand up straight. You're trying to measure the part that you would actually be able to insert, so pushing the ruler into your skin to get an extra inch or two is just false inch(s).
Finally physically a 3 inch is long enough to do the job great if you know what you're doing. The longer penis could have psychological effects, however, aside from just the physical stuff that we can measure depending on the person.
Let's just say I have to have a third pantleg sewed into my jeans. :thumbsup:
my penis has uranium
So if I get rid of my beer belly my cock will be bigger! :nanner:
One time I was a golfing and forgot my clubs, so on the green I just whipped my legendary cock out and used that as my 9 head.
Of course, there were some people that gave me looks of shock, I merely told them: put your egos aside, I'm not hard, this is soft. Now is it for you! Well, I lined up the shot and made it about 350 yards down the way. Not too bad considering when my cock swung back it made a wind suction and brought the ball back just a little bit. Damn inconveniences!
Damn, I sure do love my legendary penis!
Of course, there were some people that gave me looks of shock, I merely told them: put your egos aside, I'm not hard, this is soft. Now is it for you! Well, I lined up the shot and made it about 350 yards down the way. Not too bad considering when my cock swung back it made a wind suction and brought the ball back just a little bit. Damn inconveniences!
Damn, I sure do love my legendary penis!
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
I don't need to tell! You all know I've got the biggest one! 
i am handicapped and nobody knows it... im 6.3' and my right leg aint my right leg...
One time on a vacation in Scotland I was swimming in a, what I thought to be, obscure lake. I decided to float on my back and bask in the sunrays. Next thing I know I heard screaming in the distance. People mistaken my legendary penis for the Loch Ness monster! The waves were making it roll up and down, it was a nice water massage actually... but it was ruined because of nosy people clamoring to get photos of it, even after the fact of knowing it was not the Loch Ness monster!
You see, you know how I know you've never been to Scotland?
That.
Maybe if you had said, "I decided to float on my back and bask in the t-orrential* rain whilst being pelted with rocks by a group of local thugs", I might have believed you.
But now . . . no.
*Damn filter!
