Unprotected Sex has Caused me a Painful, Terrible Sickness

[slikpulla152]

i caught the flu.


My back hurts, my throat is congested, i've had headaches all day, i can't eat, my neck is sore. It has been a terrible day.

 

[DOA82]

This reminds me of a Bill Hicks joke I heard once, he told the joke and no one laughed...

 

[Will E Worm]

This reminds me of a Bill Hicks joke I heard once, he told the joke and no one laughed...

When was that?

This is what Bill Hicks does to hecklers.

Bill Hicks and the heckler.


Slikpulla152, you just have a cold. :hatsoff:

 

[YMIHERE]

What did you have sex with, a virus?

 

[cartman24]

Sorry to hear that, haven't you seen the Trojan commercials?

 

[Imagine]

Hey, don't underestimate sweet, sweet virus love.

 

[DOA82]

Will, E Worm, it had something to do with going to night school in LA where his class mates had swastikas (Sp?) on their foreheads, he repeated the joke three times and each time it fell flat!

Oh Ive seen that clip before, even if I hadnt been the heckler id have picked up my shit and left, Heckler or not no one talks to a woman or any person in that manner!

Ive seen comedians tackle hecklers in some fantastic ways, smart, witty and in all cases turned the audience against the heckler, that? Was some attention craving loser who couldnt accept someone didnt like him.

 

[Facetious]

i caught the flu.


My back hurts, my throat is congested, i've had headaches all day, i can't eat, my neck is sore. It has been a terrible day.

Eat Ascorbic Acid (pharmaceutical grade VIT C)

Everything tastes like crap huh ?

Don't let yourself get dehydrated !!

Is the young lady ill as well ? Wait a minute . . ! Is < that a pun ? :1orglaugh

 

[slikpulla152]

Eat Ascorbic Acid (pharmaceutical grade VIT C)

Everything tastes like crap huh ?

Don't let yourself get dehydrated !!

Is the young lady ill as well ? Wait a minute . . ! Is < that a pun ? :1orglaugh

it's my sisters birthday and i've yet to actually taste anything and the only thing i had to drink was the water to swallow some tylenols

What did you have sex with, a virus?

stupid me, said "it's just a cold, i probably won't even catch it..

 

[ÆGEAN]

lol well u were kissing or whatever with your partner and hence the flu, nothing else really to it

 

[ChefChiTown]

You can get the flu from having unprotected sex?

GOD DAMNIT!!! Why do I keep getting the flu WITHOUT having unprotected sex, or even SEX AT ALL?!?!?!?!

 

[shayd]

it's my sisters birthday and i've yet to actually taste anything and the only thing i had to drink was the water to swallow some tylenols



stupid me, said "it's just a cold, i probably won't even catch it..

Well, that's an honest mistake to make, and I probably would have done the same thing.

 

[Magnet]

Looking back on the whole situation,

Was it worth it? :1orglaugh

 

[gmaxman1212]

"it happens" forest gump

 

[Christmas_Ape]

You need booze!

 

[AFA]

I would try more sex to get rid of the flu.

It's like amnesia, if you get whacked in the head again, you might recover your memory.

Then I'd replace the calories and fluids I used up with cold Heineken

 

[titsrock]

Slik...I didn't peg you for a nasty boy...if Dr. Tits had to make a guess at the kind of sex you had to give you these symptoms...

Gloryhole.

Slik...c'mon...you gloryholin' yourself again...sore back, sore neck.."congestion" everywhere..yup. My diagnosis: Follow AFA's prescription.

:nono: Slik....

 

[BlueBalls]

I love Bill Hicks.

 

[slikpulla152]

Slik...I didn't peg you for a nasty boy...if Dr. Tits had to make a guess at the kind of sex you had to give you these symptoms...

Gloryhole.

Slik...c'mon...you gloryholin' yourself again...sore back, sore neck.."congestion" everywhere..yup. My diagnosis: Follow AFA's prescription.

:nono: Slik....

glorywhat. it was a HitThatPhatAss meets BroYoGirlsaHo

 

[Kingfisher]

Try a dental dam when kissing her, 'cause that's how you caught it.