Unnecessary Book

[BlueBalls]

May I come? I will bring a wonderful dessert!

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=354515&highlight=Barren

I prefer German Baby chocolate cake though :o

Of course you can.

But please for the love of Jeff Goldblum don't burn the limbs now. That flesh burnt is a little tough on the old teeth and it does leave a bitter after taste.

Did you forget to add again? Don't try to hide, sweetie.

Well, you know how it went last time, I don't think the guilt will ever subside. Once you regained consciousness you said you'd never be naked with me again? Which hurt me deeply. I just assumed from that point on that you just weren't into my anus anymore....

But I guess onwards and upwards.

Hell, I'll take rimming duty for a month if I don't have to take care of drying up.

Rimming!?! You bastard you know that's my favourite. Oh alright, anything for you sugar buns.

While your recipe has potential, I do prefer partial birth aborted baby head, slow roasted with rosemary on artisan garlic bread. It has to be served after 6 pm, and with a strong Burgundy.

You know what you go well with that, a premature still born lesbian birth defected spine (they curl and make a nice shape when flashed fired :yesyes freshly butchered with the spinal chord and major nerves left on for decoration. Deglaze the pan with a 1920s burgandy red and drizzled with fresh placenta juice.

 

[hillhopper]

Maybe, you need a spanking then.

Male + Female.

Maybe, though I've doubt you've got the upper arm strength to even redden the skin!

Hilly, you are better off trying to get Paris Hilton to understand the Tampa 2 defense

Ah, Just screwing with him now!

TAMPONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Huh?

Yeah....wah? :dunno:

Apparently you need a man to type for you too...

Hehe, just kidding! <3

:glugglug:

Look who's typing what? ^ wha? did I miss something? I said rocket surgeon on purpose....you got that right!?

 

[hillhopper]

Of course you can.

But please for the love of Jeff Goldblum don't burn the limbs now. That flesh burnt is a little tough on the old teeth and it does leave a bitter after taste.



Well, you know how it went last time, I don't think the guilt will ever subside. Once you regained consciousness you said you'd never be naked with me again? Which hurt me deeply. I just assumed from that point on that you just weren't into my anus anymore....

But I guess onwards and upwards.



Rimming!?! You bastard you know that's my favourite. Oh alright, anything for you sugar buns.



You know what you go well with that, a premature still born lesbian birth defected spine (they curl and make a nice shape when flashed fired :yesyes freshly butchered with the spinal chord and major nerves left on for decoration. Deglaze the pan with a 1920s burgandy red and drizzled with fresh placenta juice.

^OK! That's it for me! I'm outta this thread!^

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hi Hillhopper...

:lovecoupl

Hmm....

 

[Will E Worm]

Maybe, though I've doubt you've got the upper arm strength to even redden the skin!

I sure do.

 

[hillhopper]

Hi Hillhopper...

:lovecoupl

Hmm....

HI, I'm Earth, have we met?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I knew you'd come back! It's like the Serendipity movie come true! We will now live happily together now!!!!

 

[hillhopper]

I sure do.

Easy enough for your emoticon, but your *** will wonder where you went and why you stopped if you tried to focus on me!

 

[BlueBalls]

HI, I'm Earth, have we met?

Ooh, ooh, ooh can I be 'Wind', no 'Fire'!

Dirk can be 'Wind'.

 

[hillhopper]

I knew you'd come back! It's like the Serendipity movie come true! We will now live happily together now!!!!

Take a look at your what your Avy looks like, that's what I'm doing to you right now! :tongue:

 

[hillhopper]

Ooh, ooh, ooh can I be 'Wind', no 'Fire'!

Dirk can be 'Wind'.

No, absolutely no 'Wind' from you BB, some would light a match and the whole thing will be ruins!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Take a look at your what your Avy looks like, that's what I'm doing to you right now! :tongue:

So if I put my penis up to the screen next to your name can I tell people you gave me oral sex??

 

[hillhopper]

So if I put my penis up to the screen next to your name can I tell people you gave me oral sex??

Uh, no, that would be Kimmy...and weird! and a foot job, not oral!

 

[BlueBalls]

No, absolutely no 'Wind' from you BB, some would light a match and the whole thing will be ruins!

I'll have you know my bodily wind smells faintly of a summer wind, that comes blowing in from across the sea.

And also cyanide gas, so you're probably right.

 

[Will E Worm]

Easy enough for your emoticon, but your *** will wonder where you went and why you stopped if you tried to focus on me!

I'm just telling you what you already know you want.

Who said I had my eye on you?

 

[hillhopper]

I'll have you know my bodily wind smells faintly of a summer wind, that comes blowing in from across the sea.

And also cyanide gas, so you're probably right.

You are familiar with the smell of cyanide gas? Remind me not to huff with you any more!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Uh, no, that would be Kimmy...and weird! and a foot job, not oral!

After everything that has been said within this ONE thread you find that to be the weird mark!



:tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

You are familiar with the smell of cyanide gas? Remind me not to huff with you any more!

Oh yes. It's not that bad in small quantities to tell you the truth.

But we've had so much fun huffing in the past. Why stop now?

 

[hillhopper]

I'm just telling you what you already know you want.

Who said I had my eye on you?

I'm already well aware of what I want....and it's you, you Will, you are the reason I'm here!, not just on the FO boards, HERE, on earth, you are my purpose, with out your stupid smiling, shining, cupcake, my life and my pink bits aren't completely filled. You and your ability to point out that I never really knew what I needed until you opened my eyes!

BTW when you climax is it actually frosting or jelly filling, cause I find that peanut butter works so much better for getting the dogs to keep licking!

 

[hillhopper]

After everything that has been said within this ONE thread you find that to be the weird mark!



:tongue:

yep