Unnecessary Book

[hillhopper]

No, you need a man.

To help me fix my roof, maybe...and my car, but everything else I think I can handle. And I'm pretty sure you and your little shining cupcake aren't what I 'need'. Thanks but NOOOooo thanks!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ok you two, move on :hatsoff:

This is funny thread not the buzz **** thread. Let's all have our laughs and move on~~~

 

[lurkingdirk]

I find the addition of a nice strong blue cheese to the bread, **** and homobaby makes an excellent pre or post dinner snack to share with friends whilst sharing a meaty deep red **** with the sounds of Mr John Coltrane playing in the background, I feel his music brings out the playful side of the meat and you can almost feel it dancing its way down in all its tasty jazzy goodness. Also here's a tip the cold leftovers left in the fridge are divine chopped up and fried in a little butter for breakfast - on toast, of course.

Nice. A palate worth sharing, for sure. Wait...was that a veiled invitation to breakfast?

If you're not careful, we'll need a book entitled, "Pregnancy for faggots." What would we do then? A Blue Lurker? or would that be Dirk Balls?

I do also like gestating fagbaby with sage and fennel on melba toast. With olive oil.

You guys watch Rachel Ray, too???

She has the most delicious baby recipes. She prefers to sear babies in hot oil. I think that makes them tough.

To help me fix my roof, maybe...and my car, but everything else I think I can handle. And I'm pretty sure you and your little shining cupcake aren't what I 'need'. Thanks but NOOOooo thanks!

You know you want one. You want a man to do things to you. Things like cutting your hair. Making your dinner. Doing your nails.
see? what would you do without men?

 

[hillhopper]

Ok you two, move on :hatsoff:

This is funny thread not the buzz **** thread. Let's all have our laughs and move on~~~

I'm waiting for the light bulb to go on and have these guys decided to start their own cookbook...GROSS!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm waiting for the light bulb to go on and have these guys decided to start their own cookbook...GROSS!

"Delicious Recipes for Blueball Products."

yup, I think that would sell.

 

[hillhopper]

You know you want one. You want a man to do things to you. Things like cutting your hair. Making your dinner. Doing your nails.
see? what would you do without men?

Well, there wouldn't be a FO forum, so I'd get back those 6 hours each day...I might have time to become a rocket surgeon I've been hearing so much about.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I always liked to ******* them in a seasoned olive oil coating and put them in the oven on 300 degrees and let it slowly cook to yummy tenderness throughout the day.

Sometimes I will use the slow cooker.

 

[lurkingdirk]

slow cooking babies just makes them cross.
and dry.

 

[Will E Worm]

To help me fix my roof, maybe...and my car, but everything else I think I can handle. And I'm pretty sure you and your little shining cupcake aren't what I 'need'. Thanks but NOOOooo thanks!

You know you would love it. If you didn't want a man why do females use dildos?

The real thing is better. :hatsoff:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Well, there wouldn't be a FO forum, so I'd get back those 6 hours each day...I might have time to become a rocket surgeon I've been hearing so much about.

That's just a glorified mechanic term. Rocket scientist you mean?

 

[BlueBalls]

Nice. A palate worth sharing, for sure. Wait...was that a veiled invitation to breakfast?

Oh of course. For someone, anyone to be such a lover of the sacred meat as you. It would be an honour to share my frying pan. And even my bed.

If you're not careful, we'll need a book entitled, "Pregnancy for faggots." What would we do then? A Blue Lurker? or would that be Dirk Balls?

"Pregnancy with Faggots" seems like a far more appropriate title.

What do we do then? We party of course, we invite all our foodie friends round and grind up some fresh baby meat and dazzle them all with our talents. Then once the **** and the Jazz flowing we make a move on hillhopper and whoever it triumphant doesn't have to wash up. If we both fail, then I guess we'll have to toss ... for drying up duties.

I do also like gestating fagbaby with sage and fennel on melba toast. With olive oil.

Yes that is indeed good. But I'm much more of a fan of late term aborted fag fetus salad. Add some olive and garlic oils to the meat and the selection of leaves with some radish and crispy croutons and you've got yourself a starter made for a pregnant lesbian wrestler King.

If you haven't already had it, I demand you do.

 

[hillhopper]

You know you would love it. If you didn't want a man why do females use dildos?


The real thing is better. :hatsoff:

Why do men need their hands or a flesh light? I have an inny you have an outie (barely), so this is a matter of geometry.

I've had the 'real' thing and I won't wholly disagree, but what it's attached to is less attractive to me than the alternative. You're helping to prove my case...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What do we do then? We party of course, we invite all our foodie friends round and grind up some fresh baby meat and dazzle them all with our talents. Then once the **** and the Jazz flowing we make a move on hillhopper and whoever it triumphant doesn't have to wash up. If we both fail, then I guess we'll have to toss ... for drying up duties.

May I come? I will bring a wonderful dessert!

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=354515&highlight=Barren

I prefer German Baby chocolate cake though :o

 

[lurkingdirk]

It would be an honour to share my bed.

Did you forget to add again? Don't try to hide, sweetie.

"Pregnancy with Faggots" seems like a far more appropriate title.

What do we do then? We party of course, we invite all our foodie friends round and grind up some fresh baby meat and dazzle them all with our talents. Then once the **** and the Jazz flowing we make a move on hillhopper and whoever it triumphant doesn't have to wash up. If we both fail, then I guess we'll have to toss ... for drying up duties.

Hell, I'll take rimming duty for a month if I don't have to take care of drying up.

Yes that is indeed good. But I'm much more of a fan of late term aborted fag fetus salad. Add some olive and garlic oils to the meat and the selection of leaves with some radish and crispy croutons and you've got yourself a starter made for a pregnant lesbian.

If you haven't already had it, I demand you do.

While your recipe has potential, I do prefer partial birth aborted baby head, slow roasted with rosemary on artisan garlic bread. It has to be served after 6 pm, and with a strong Burgundy.

 

[Will E Worm]

I've had the 'real' thing and I won't wholly disagree, but what it's attached to is less attractive to me than the alternative. You're helping to prove my case...

Maybe, you need a spanking then.

Male + Female.

 

[feller469]

Hilly, you are better off trying to get Paris Hilton to understand the Tampa 2 defense

 

[hillhopper]

That's just a glorified mechanic term. Rocket scientist you mean?

Of course scientist!...Trying to get my humor back on!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

TAMPONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Huh?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Of course scientist!...Trying to get my humor back on!

Apparently you need a man to type for you too...

Hehe, just kidding! <3

:glugglug:

 

[hillhopper]

Did you forget to add again? Don't try to hide, sweetie.




Hell, I'll take rimming duty for a month if I don't have to take care of drying up.




While your recipe has potential, I do prefer partial birth aborted baby head, slow roasted with rosemary on artisan garlic bread. It has to be served after 6 pm, and with a strong Burgundy.

^I think there has been some line here that has been crossed!^