Unnecessary Book
- Thread starter Will E Worm
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Pregnancy book for lesbiens,
The gay community must be running out of ideas or something and resort to flinging gum at a chart with random words/topics.
GregCentauro
Banned
It's the editor's second attempt. The first edition "Lesbianism For Preggos" was a dud.
Actually, it is a third attempt. The first one, "Getting your lesbian lover pregnant" was deemed impossible.
So my pamphlet I'm trying to get published about how to fill a dildo full of baby batter as a way of impregnating your lesbian lover should be shelved as well?
that actually sounds more promising!
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
How about...
Grow up and find a man, it's not that difficult.
Wow
It turns out that in addition to being hot, they are delicious on toast!
Indeed. But have you had transsexual babies on toast? Let me tell you, it's better than sex! Even pregnant lesbian sex.
you should try omnisexual babies on crumpets. better than life itself.
Oooh now that's a good idea. Where do they sell omni's these days? Down at my local deli there range is pretty thin which is quite a shame, they stock the usual toasters but nothing really specialised. They once had a few asexual babies which I wouldn't recommend - unless I got a bad batch? - because their overall flavour was quite bland and grassy and not something for the more specialised palate like ours. So I fed the rest of it to some local badgers. They seemed to enjoy it.
Hermaphroditic babies on toast, now there's one for the taste buds. Truly scrumptious you might say.
I stay right away from the asexual babies, I find them uninteresting and flavourless. Now a good, vintage homobaby can be fortified with the right bread, a strong ****, and a bit of sardine.
How about...
Grow up and find a man, it's not that difficult.
Huh! Great view of the world through your little peep hole there, Will? Or is is your mind so closed as to not let in any drafts? I bet you think there is a 'cure' too right....Every lez just needs some deep dicking? ~a la Chasing Amy, is that right?
As funny as this book my seem and I'm sure I could launch a couple of jokes, I could also see where something that addresses questions that every partnership would have about having a baby would be helpful. That it has a voice for lesbians or will help to make people feel at ease about how they get their questions answered, if the information is relevant and helpful, the important part is they have a place to get answers.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
I find the addition of a nice strong blue cheese to the bread, **** and homobaby makes an excellent pre or post dinner snack to share with friends whilst sharing a meaty deep red **** with the sounds of Mr John Coltrane playing in the background, I feel his music brings out the playful side of the meat and you can almost feel it dancing its way down in all its tasty jazzy goodness. Also here's a tip the cold leftovers left in the fridge are divine chopped up and fried in a little butter for breakfast - on toast, of course.
