UK Bans Some Forms Of Pornography

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It has been discussed in other areas of the forum, but here is a good story about WHAT is outruled in the UK, and the questionable specifictions

You will LOVE this for comedy reasons - but it really gives some of our fave OCSMs a hard time.

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I think they want to prevent violent and appressions pornography which I quess is a good thing.

Good intentions are great, but all this is going to achieve is put a bunch of people out of a job, or push them to only produce "acceptable" porn or even just relocate to another country so they can continue their work.

It feels like they're trying to fix something within society but have absolutely no clue on how to go about it which is extremely worrying when they have the power to enact this. I'm curious if this will be actively enforced or whether authorities will simply turn a blind eye to this farcical ban.
 
Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object “associated with ********”

Physical or verbal ***** (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as “water sports”)

Female ejaculation

*************

Facesitting

Fisting


Verbal ***** (regardless of if consensual): this is I-N-S-A-N-E! I guess that liking to be told “suck my dick, slut” must be more socially dangerous than being ****** to wear a burka and not to talk to men.

Aggressive Whipping: so mild whipping is ok? Why is the only forbidden practice accompanied by an adjective? Am i the only one seeing a religious connection here?

Sharia time is approaching rapidly in the UK. Keep being blind, people. We'll talk again very soon, about this (if you'll still be allowed to). In the meantime, i have sent a hearty FUCK YOU to BBFC via Twitter - Premium Link Upgrade

And finally...
Female ejaculation? Really? Where are all the fucking feminists when you need them? Too busy fighting for men’s castration? What a despicable bunch of useless pussies. This reinforces my idea that feminists are a group of frigid, unsatisfied women. Amen.
 
And finally...
Female ejaculation? Really? Where are all the fucking feminists when you need them? Too busy fighting for men’s castration? What a despicable bunch of useless pussies. This reinforces my idea that feminists are a group of frigid, unsatisfied women. Amen.

The whole thing about different degrees of whipping is probably due to boardmembers there being afraid that their private schools could get in trouble if some ***** gets a rough lecrture, all for its best.

But the kicker is truely that female sexuality is a highly dangerous thing, and visible orgasms can't be allowed. **** could get the wrong ideas! That is heading the same direction as cutting african women into their gemitals so they function, but don't enjoy.

This is sickening.
 
Verbal ***** (regardless of if consensual): this is I-N-S-A-N-E! I guess that liking to be told “suck my dick, slut” must be more socially dangerous than being ****** to wear a burka and not to talk to men.


Well the next thing you know, women will be getting the vote...
 
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All of these bans are arbitrary and tailored to the preferences of the self-proclaimed morality police who ****** this bullshit legislation.

And finally...
Female ejaculation? Really? Where are all the fucking feminists when you need them? Too busy fighting for men’s castration? What a despicable bunch of useless pussies. This reinforces my idea that feminists are a group of frigid, unsatisfied women. Amen.

Why is male ejaculation okay, but female ejaculation is ******? The answer is simple... an overwhelming number of ignorant people believe that squirting is 100% *****. Clearly, these men have never been able to make a woman squirt, which makes me feel very sorry for their wives. Then again, it wasn't so long ago that the female orgasm was considered to be a myth all together. Actually, some Christians misogynist religious zealots still claim that's the case. Premium Link Upgrade :facepalm:

For the record, I consider myself to be a sex positive feminist, and I'm very satisfied and never frigid - except in -50C winter temps, of course. ;)
 
All of these bans are arbitrary and tailored to the preferences of the self-proclaimed morality police who ****** this bullshit legislation.



Why is male ejaculation okay, but female ejaculation is ******? The answer is simple... an overwhelming number of ignorant people believe that squirting is 100% *****. Clearly, these men have never been able to make a woman squirt, which makes me feel very sorry for their wives. Then again, it wasn't so long ago that the female orgasm was considered to be a myth all together. Actually, some Christians misogynist religious zealots still claim that's the case. Premium Link Upgrade :facepalm:

For the record, I consider myself to be a sex positive feminist, and I'm very satisfied and never frigid - except in -50C winter temps, of course. ;)

I do remember a dinner party, the topic was raised. Plates were cleared and I proved to everyones satisfaction that a female can squirt, doubters doubted no more. I have a video but it is now ******* to be played. I wonder if anyone in government would like a demonstration. Maybe they will be too busy researching, afterall 300,000 logins were made to porn sites last year, from Westminster, so they hardy have a minute. This figure was obtained under FOIA but they refused to say what sites, can you imagine the list?
 
I do remember a dinner party, the topic was raised. Plates were cleared and I proved to everyones satisfaction that a female can squirt, doubters doubted no more. I have a video but it is now ******* to be played. I wonder if anyone in government would like a demonstration. Maybe they will be too busy researching, afterall 300,000 logins were made to porn sites last year, from Westminster, so they hardy have a minute. This figure was obtained under FOIA but they refused to say what sites, can you imagine the list?

How come none of the dinner parties I'm invited to ever include such entertainment?!

This must be a colossal headache for you to deal with, I hope you can find a way around these silly new rules.
 
How come none of the dinner parties I'm invited to ever include such entertainment?!

This must be a colossal headache for you to deal with, I hope you can find a way around these silly new rules.

You are both cordially invited to dinner at my house where any doubts I have can be cast aside forever more:)
 
How come none of the dinner parties I'm invited to ever include such entertainment?!

This must be a colossal headache for you to deal with, I hope you can find a way around these silly new rules.

Have you seen my new design site? It is doing really well in the first week of censorship.

The mare is cleaning up my 15 blogs, FreeOnes etc.
 
UK Bans Some Forms Of Freedom. :facepalm:



The government doesn't need to step in.

Now you have to riot to get your freedom back.



Or who know what they will ban next.
 
So, if it's ****** in entertainment, how will they ban these things in people's personal life?

Which they want to do.



How are they regulating this? I thought they didn't go by the Bible?

Is it because of the Muslims? If so, time to deport them.
 
that truely sucks :( what's next . maybe the british government will try to ban killergram, harmony vision and blue bird films? sillyness at its best
 
that truely sucks :( what's next . maybe the british government will try to ban killergram, harmony vision and blue bird films? sillyness at its best

Killergram have already moved to Europe to avoid the UKs interpretation of EU Law
 
For the record, I consider myself to be a sex positive feminist, and I'm very satisfied and never frigid - except in -50C winter temps, of course. ;)

People can call themselves however they want. I'm referring to the activists "movement" who are too busy carrying on a nonsense genders' war to focus on something as despicable as the thread's subject. Rest assure that if gay male orgasm depiction in porn was made ******* there would be people on the streets right now, feminists included, protesting against discrimination. I wonder why there is no word by the feminist activists against the labeling of female orgasm as socially dangerous, instead. I rest my case: either they are frigid and don't care about something that they think it does not exist, or as many suspect they are just interested in "battling" for things which can help their political agenda of supremacy. In both cases, they are a despicable bunch of useless pussies, if they don't find appalling that the depiction of a female orgasm is outlaw.
Being told that we are hot is sexist, but having our orgasms labeled as socially dangerous and outlawed is completely indifferent: a *** would understand that there is something wrong in this logic.
 
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