TV commercials that annoy you?

Jagger69

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
SeanBlitzer said:
OMG whenever I see those stupid freecreditreport.com commercials where the guy's singing about how he should have checked his credit report at freecreditreport.com there's three of them that I know of and the first one was about he about his wife are living in his wife's parents how because they can't get a loan for a house the other ones are just as stupid he can't get a good car in one commercial and he has to work in a seafood restaurant in the other and in all three he's singing about freecreditreport.com whenever those commercials come on i just want to shoot the tv and myself because that damn song stays in my head why do they keep making those commercials ahhhhhhhhhhhh (gunshot) ...............
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Yes.....!!!
 
titsrock

titsrock

Jagger69 said:
Those Dennis Leary Ford truck commercials where they post every single stupid word he says in print absolutely drive me wild. Not far behind are those (and haven't seen on for a while so maybe they have run their course) John Mellencamp "Our Country" Chevy truck commercials. ENOUGH GODAMMIT!!!

Any Christmas commercial featuring "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" or "Bells of Christmas" as a musical background.

Any commercial from an oil company telling us about all the cool shit they are spending money on to find more oil and discover new ways to make energy so we can have a cleaner environment and gain energy independence. What a load of shit....how fucking dumb do they think we are?

Those stupid Lexus Christmas commercials!! I love it how they show these 20-something couples living in these 4,000 square foot houses giving a nice, shiny new Lexus with a bow on it to each other for Christmas. These are the same in-debt-up-to-their-eyebrows yuppie materialistic me-first motherfuckers who can't pay their fucked-up ARM mortgages and will end up facing foreclosure or, worse yet, having their lender ask me for my tax dollars to keep them afloat while I am driving a 6 year old Chrysler with 115,000 miles on it. Materialistic pigs.......fucking makes me sick.

LAST but certainly not least, any Viagra, Cialis or Levitra commercial but MOST OF ALL those stupid fucking "Smiling Bob" Enzyte commercials!!!!! If taking that shit turns me into anyone even REMOTELY resembling that stupid-looking geek motherfucker I don't want the first fucking thing to do with it!!!!!
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We need to put out a CONSUMER'S MANIFESTO Commercial and THIS is the script....
 
Apex

Apex

the new geico commercials with the pile of cash and eyeballs on top of it and that godforsaken song by Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

murder should be ok in certain instances1
 
lostwood_7

lostwood_7

Any of those stupid ass weight loss miracle pill or diet programs. Those pricks buy up all the ad time from now til April. The worst part is you will see them twice in the same commercial break, thank God for DVR
 
M

METAL HEAD

Closed Account
Any one that repeats the word's in it three times over that shit needs to stop. Also all the direct tv ones they are killing really good flims stop it.
 
NINjaKitten

NINjaKitten

Anything with Billy Fucking Mays, any cellphone commercials, and the Geico gecko ones.


But since someone mentioned that Vince from Shamwow guy, I figured I should toss a parody of that here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg
 
Facetious

Facetious

Moderated
NINjaKitten said:
Anything with Billy Fucking Mays, any cellphone commercials, and the Geico gecko ones.


But since someone mentioned that Vince from Shamwow guy, I figured I should toss a parody of that here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg
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I hate those f'en GEICO Insurance commercials too ! :hatsoff:

Also, those adds that they snake into my Credit card billing envelope too !

F'en Warren Buffett ! Greedy son of a bee atch !





I don't want to start another thread entitled "Radio commercials that annoy you" so I will proceed -



Re: TV commercials that annoy you?

Seemingly every situational family commercial that makes the father figure look, sound and act like a blundering, driveling and incompetent idiot. Public Service (government subsidy) radio commercials are notorious for their practice in the dumbing down of and emasculinization of the conventional male figure.

For example, among many others, a public service radio commercial that features a dorky sounding fool whose yelling for his girlfriend to come and tie his shoe laces because be can't, as he grew lobster claws. The smart, sexy and astute sounding girlfriend walks up and threatens to break up the relationship because she has determined that "the dork" grew his lobster claw hands as a result of bad karma in his shooting of bottle rockets at paddle boats. The g/f then goes on to tell her, apparent, now former boyfriend, to get out and volunteer in his community and maybe he'll get his hands back as he rebuts "maybe there's a lotion ?" available to cure his ailment.

I reiterate that I tend to find that there has become a predominant counter culture in the media today, a culture that thrives on the subliminal beating and dumbing down of what would otherwise be good examples in our lives i.e. our grandfathers for example, they who would make sacrifices for his family, endure tough times, go to war if necessary, do what was right, not appeal to some government special interest group.

It's as if the media and advertisement establishments, these days, would desire that every household become some form of a subsidized, same sex, electric car driving apparatus, a society that relies on the power of government to make its choices for it's sheeple, whilst free will would have served us all the better.

Everything is :updown: :spin:
The powers that are can manipulate you more efficiently that way.

"Free Credit Check .com" - TV commercials I hate btw.
 
Ashleigh

Ashleigh

The Canadian "cheese" commercials...where the actors sing annoying songs and change up the lyrics to talk about cheese. Good gawddd kill me, they're so bad.
 
Friday on my mind

Friday on my mind

BlueBalls said:
Iggy Pop doing insurance commercials on UK TV :wtf:
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I saw Iggy many years ago.Also seen him in the bathroom at a club once ,wild looking guy lol.Him selling insurance seems like an odd combo as he was definatley high risk I think himself.:eek:
 
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BlueBalls

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Friday on my mind said:
I saw Iggy many years ago.Also seen him in the bathroom at a club once ,wild looking guy lol.Him selling insurance seems like an odd combo as he was definatley high risk I think himself.:eek:
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Couldnt find a vid of it but here's a couple pics:

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/1/9/f_iggyinsuranm_d27c13c.jpg
http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/1/9/f_iggyinsuranm_7fb85c5.jpg


I suppose if it pays the bills or goes to the grandkids (if he has any?) who am I to judge :dunno:
 
Facetious

Facetious

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richard simmons Flashdance dietary commercials


Crazy Glue® commercials that brandish a guy in a hardhat suspended (or bonded, as it were) to a steel girder. :rolleyes:

A gallon of methacrilate (crazy glue) glue wouldn't bond a PVC plastic helmet to a steel beam !
Lies !
:hammer:
:rolleyes:
 
cartman24

cartman24

1.) The commercials with the Talking baby, don't even know what they advertise.
2.) The Geico Caveman commercials, let them die already, please.
3.) The camera commercial with the jumping babies, it is just awful.
 
Jagger69

Jagger69

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