TV commercials that annoy you?

[lickknob25]

I cannot stand
1. Anything with Billy (Yell at the Top of My Lungs) Mays
2. Every truck commercial
3. Mouthwash commercials. My god, do we need to see the stupid silly faces as they look into the camera swishing the shit in their mouths? I just want to reach in and punch the morons in the face.
Thank god for the mute button.

 

[Skyraider22]

All commercials with annoying gingles

 

[titsrock]

These annoy: Any Truck commercial. Any drug commercial. Any beer commercial.

There are a few good ads out. Not much. The Swiffer "Baby Come Back" ad campaign is pretty funny. Any ESPN ad is great. Nike ads used to be awesome, but I find them to be getting a bit pretentious now.

 

[Becks...poamr]

At least 95% of all TV commercials annoy me...add a few more percentage points when I'm PMSing.

 

[thapie]

billy mays is a horror but lately i have noted that this black and white advert for ,i think, sprint pisses me off for some unknown reason. i switch away from the guy talking as soon as i can and get the obligatory "wtf?" from my gf,but that guy bothers me somehow.

 

[Will E Worm]

A lot of them. Why are they always sings? Their products are not that great.

The new one about college connection something is horrible, it is a singing rhyme/rap type song.

 

[Timbobjambo]

All but specially KPN and Lenen.nl two dutch commercials. O yeah and the Ozzy Osbourne commercial for wow, that guy cant even turn on a computer how the hell can he play wow.

 

[24788]

I don't really watch TV, but there are a few.

Sham fucking wow guy and Billy Mayes.

I hate the sham wow guy with a passion though, plus it has false advertising on the commercials.

 

[Xombie3000]

Yeah, Billy Mayes is at the top of my list. Can't stand those claymation Alltel commercials either.

 

[shayd]

Most of them.

 

[Embryoyo]

I think the only commercials I've actually enjoyed lately are those Comcast "metaphor" ones. Not those stupid turtle or "Comcast cares" ones.

I really liked that Sprint (I think) "Stop agitating my dots" commercial just because I found that phrase to be fairly amusing. I saw a Burger King commercial a few months back which was hilarious and I only saw it that one time... Where the dude jumps out of his car as he's rolling by BK and slams into the front door.

That being said, most commercials do in fact annoy me. I hate Sleep Country and their stupid fucking "ding". I don't know who this Billy Mayes fellow is, but I'm sure I detest him.

 

[BlueBalls]

Every single motherfucking one.

 

[scooter]

1. Every commercial and local news station segment hyping the big "switch to digital". It's almost as big as Y2K or the apocalypse.

2. That idiotic spot with Noah Wylie whining about drowning polar bears. Doesn't he realize how far polar bears can swim, and doesn't he realize that the polar ice caps are just fine and polar bears are actually increasing in numbers?

3. Local weather teams that rely on hype and fear (we're the only ones you can trust to warn you about deadly tornadoes or the dew point) for their marketing & promotion.

 

[tartanterrier]

I would say all of them especially during soccer matches

 

[Baill Inneraora]

New One: G

 

[maildude]

Enough with the Verizon bullshit. :crash:

 

[Friday on my mind]

Those ones for Lehman bros I think it is where they use like animated but kinda real looking people,something about those annoys me.
And the newer GEICO one with the stupid eyes that are watching you,the caveman ones were way better or even their lizard ones.

 

[SeanBlitzer]

OMG whenever I see those stupid freecreditreport.com commercials where the guy's singing about how he should have checked his credit report at freecreditreport.com there's three of them that I know of and the first one was about he about his wife are living in his wife's parents how because they can't get a loan for a house the other ones are just as stupid he can't get a good car in one commercial and he has to work in a seafood restaurant in the other and in all three he's singing about freecreditreport.com whenever those commercials come on i just want to shoot the tv and myself because that damn song stays in my head why do they keep making those commercials ahhhhhhhhhhhh (gunshot) ...............

 

[Jagger69]

Those Dennis Leary Ford truck commercials where they post every single stupid word he says in print absolutely drive me wild. Not far behind are those (and haven't seen on for a while so maybe they have run their course) John Mellencamp "Our Country" Chevy truck commercials. ENOUGH GODAMMIT!!!

Any Christmas commercial featuring "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" or "Bells of Christmas" as a musical background.

Any commercial from an oil company telling us about all the cool shit they are spending money on to find more oil and discover new ways to make energy so we can have a cleaner environment and gain energy independence. What a load of shit....how fucking dumb do they think we are?

Those stupid Lexus Christmas commercials!! I love it how they show these 20-something couples living in these 4,000 square foot houses giving a nice, shiny new Lexus with a bow on it to each other for Christmas. These are the same in-debt-up-to-their-eyebrows yuppie materialistic me-first motherfuckers who can't pay their fucked-up ARM mortgages and will end up facing foreclosure or, worse yet, having their lender ask me for my tax dollars to keep them afloat while I am driving a 6 year old Chrysler with 115,000 miles on it. Materialistic pigs.......fucking makes me sick.

LAST but certainly not least, any Viagra, Cialis or Levitra commercial but MOST OF ALL those stupid fucking "Smiling Bob" Enzyte commercials!!!!! If taking that shit turns me into anyone even REMOTELY resembling that stupid-looking geek motherfucker I don't want the first fucking thing to do with it!!!!!

 

[bigmofo]

I don't really watch TV, but there are a few.

Sham fucking wow guy and Billy Mayes.

I hate the sham wow guy with a passion though, plus it has false advertising on the commercials.

vince with sham wow.

SHAM WOW!

*shoots self