Toy vaginas and pocket pussy pals

Afficial_Nastee

Afficial_Nastee

Anyone of y'all have one or use one?

I've bought this one over a month ago and it's really worth to pay for it!!!!
Cuz it's not that cheap , but hey once u have your pleasure with it u already forgot bout the price hehe....

https://www.spicetoy.com/Vivids-Pocket-Pal--Brea-Lynn_p_265-18593.html

It's way better than usin' ur hands LOL You just gotta rub it in with some vaseline and then you can bang it or you can do it smooth as well whateva ....

Let me know which ones y'all got....
 
gunslingingbird

gunslingingbird

My roommate said he bought one a few years ago. He said he threw it away after a week because he was becoming addicted to it.
 
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DOA82

I think the world has reached a point of no return when a mans hand and tube of ky are no longer a healthy subsitute for the real thing. When a person has to pay for a plastic replicas of a pornstars bits somethings wrong.

Course it couldnt be a perfect replica, if it were after inserting your phallice youd find yourself uttering the words - "Its a bit roomy"

But honestly, why spend money on something that looks as if its functions could be replicated again by taking an empty kitchen roll tube, packing it with wet toilet paper and have at it!
 
stampede2873

stampede2873

DOA82 said:
something that looks as if its functions could be replicated again by taking an empty kitchen roll tube, packing it with wet toilet paper and have at it!
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I think I'll have to try that.... but do I use warm or cold water??:dunno:
 
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BlueBalls

Dead
If you really want to get laid, why not just use the money you wasted on that thing and get yourself a hooker?

Seems like a more productive use of your money.
 
thatzeppellin

thatzeppellin

BlueBalls said:
If you really want to get laid, why not just use the money you wasted on that thing and get yourself a hooker?

Seems like a more productive use of your money.
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I would not want to go to a hooker for 50$... Plus I dont think toys will give you VD or might get you arrested..
 
Afficial_Nastee

Afficial_Nastee

BlueBalls said:
If you really want to get laid, why not just use the money you wasted on that thing and get yourself a hooker?

Seems like a more productive use of your money.
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I was thinking bout that too, but a hooker is like an half hour of real pleasure for 50 bucks but the toy vagina is like years of pleasure , maybe "less real" but still with a great feeling!!!!
 
Torre82

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
CRASHnBURN said:
A friend gave me a fleshlight as a gift. :D

Still haven't used it though.
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Of course I'll take it. Thanks for asking. You need my address, yeah? I'll use it. And often.

On-topic:
Pink Lady
Wonder Wave
Speed Bump
Super Ribbed

Honestly most are *too tight* for me. I had to leave them above a radiator (heating, not auto) for an hour and then thrust in and let the material permanently stretch a bit a time or five until it reaches 'comfortable' width. Although.. every so often I take the super tight-super ribbed one for a go. But that thing hurts if I dont rush the orgasm. Hell, it hurts anyway
 
gunslingingbird

gunslingingbird

Doc Scurlock said:
A hooker is a one time deal for $50. A pocket pussy is a gift that keeps on giving. :tongue:
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And here I was thinking that Herpes was the gift that keeps on giving. :dunno:
 
Doc Scurlock

Doc Scurlock

Torre82min said:
Of course I'll take it. Thanks for asking. You need my address, yeah? I'll use it. And often.

On-topic:
Pink Lady
Wonder Wave
Speed Bump
Super Ribbed

Honestly most are *too tight* for me. I had to leave them above a radiator (heating, not auto) for an hour and then thrust in and let the material permanently stretch a bit a time or five until it reaches 'comfortable' width. Although.. every so often I take the super tight-super ribbed one for a go. But that thing hurts if I dont rush the orgasm. Hell, it hurts anyway
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Are you using lube?
 
Torre82

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Always. I'm not one of those dickanus's that can dry whack or hump a sock. I need actual sensation. I need.. ROOM SERVICE.

(Johnn Mnemonic reference)
 
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Rusty Trombone

I made a "fifi" (pronounced fee fee) when I was a kid. Learned about it from some movie about guys in prison. You take a plastic bag (I used a small bathroom sized garbage bag) rolled a small towel around the bottom of it, stuck in in a long tube sock and rolled the rest of the bag over the opening. I cut off the extra material and taped it down with duck tape (thinking I'd keep and use it more than once). I poured some baby oil into it and stuck my dick in and started fucking it. It felt pretty good. I was so ashamed afterword, having resorted to fucking common household items, that i ripped it apart and never spoke of it again . . . until now.
 
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