toilet paper - fold or bundle

[Iamforever]

ok, now that i know how all of you wipe your own ass... :1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

It depends on if I'm in a hurry or not. Folding is more efficient, but bundling is faster.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I start with a decent fold or two, then I crumple the shit out of it...no pun intended.

 

[KungFuDude]

What about baby wipes?

Yep, I use them. You get maximum cleanliness. Plus, it feels so smooth and then I go to my happy place. :moon:

 

[angelfire1972]

What?????

 

[Phaeton]

What about baby wipes?

Those things are great! :thumbsup:

After a Taco Bell/White Castle bender, even the softest TP is brutal.

 

[KungFuDude]

After a Taco Bell/White Castle bender, even the softest TP is brutal.

After spicy food it's like a combat zone down there. FIRE IN THE HOLE!

 

[BNF]

ok, now that i know how all of you wipe your own ass... :1orglaugh

At least everyone does it themselves...not liike in "Coming to America":

I stand up, my servant claps his hands twice, rapidly and yells "Wipe-ist".

 

[ThatRedWing]

Everything depends on the properties of the turd. A nice solid shit gets folded tissue, if it's more like squeezing out 10w-40 then you need plenty of surface area.

 

[slowhand]

I like to fold it yeah I'm a neat person what can I say.

 

[Legzman]

WOW! A thread about wiping your ass...what's next?

 

[squallumz]

I'm anal about this sort of thing, so I very neatly fold.

ha!

 

[gmaxman1212]

bundle.

 

[emilyg13]

I'm anal about this sort of thing, so I very neatly fold.

i see what you did there