Today is Canadian Thanksgiving!

HappyHapyJoyJoy

HappyHapyJoyJoy

As is traditional among my Canuckian brethren I'd like to take this opportunity to give thanks for both beer and turkey.

I know you Americans here have your own ways of celebrating your version of this blessed holiday which involves turkey-themed parades and, for some strange reason, the football that isn't soccer. I of course will be celebrating in the traditional Canadian style; by chugging twelve beers, dressing up in hockey pads, then running drunkenly into the woods to punch as many moose as I can find.

:glugglug: ... :chickendance: <- that was as close to a turkey as I could muster with the available options :dunno:
 
Mr_Stiffy

Mr_Stiffy

Canada gave the world loads of shit that I like. I forgive you for Celine Dion.

BRITISH COLUMBIA
Ladysmith gave the world Pamela Anderson, who taught me what my winky was for.
Vancouver gave the world Cobie Smulders. I'd happy tell my kids how I met their mother if it was her. Also Carrie-Anne Moss who played Trinity in the good Matrix film, plus two others.
Victoria gave the world Nelly Furtado. She was like a bird, wasn't she.
Armstrong gave the world Shyla Stylez, fap fap fap.

QUEBEC
Montreal gave the world Maryse Ouellet who used to be dead sexy when she was in the wrestling, even if her taste in men is awwwwful. Also Melissa Auf Der Maur. :banger:
Laval des Rapides must be an amazing place because it gave the world Lanny Barbie.

ONTARIO
Toronto gave the world fucking Sabrina Deep!!! Also Gail Kim, I seen her wrestle a fair few times too. And Rachel Blanchard who was Nancy in Peep Show.
Ottawa gave the world Sarah Chalke, who was the second Becky in Roseanne and far more importantly, Dr Reid in Scrubs.
Windsor gave the world Shania Twain. I went to see a gig of hers when I was younger, the bloke sat next to my mother was masturbating. That was awkward... it was my father.
Sarnia gave the world the incredible Sunny Leone.

ELSEWHERE
Winnipeg gave the world Anna Paquin. She was Rogue in X-Men and then showed me her tits in True Blood. And the lovely Miss Andi Land!
Halifax gave the world Ellen Page. She was Kitty Pryde in X-Men, innit.

And MOST IMPORTANTLY Calgary gave the world this bloke :

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Canada..... the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.
 
Petra

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Canada gave us Spexy Ashleigh. That's good.

Canada also, unfortunately, gave us Plasma. :facepalm: Wonder if he's back in jail for trying to take over the WA state Costco again.
 
Mr. Daystar

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Happy Thanksgiving.
 
Harley Spencer

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
Happy Thanksgiving to you!

I do have to ask, do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving for the same reason the US does, or is it something different? And also, you have moose? Are they common? I've never seen one. Maybe I'll make a special trip someday to Canada, during the hottest time of year of course as I hear it's cold as fuck there, just so I can see some moose.
 
HappyHapyJoyJoy

HappyHapyJoyJoy

Harley Spencer said:
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
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Thank you! :D

Harley Spencer said:
I do have to ask, do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving for the same reason the US does, or is it something different?
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Well, it's just sort of a harvety-thing where you're suppose to give thanks. So more or less the same, except no pilgrims. :dunno: I believe the government brought it in sometime in the late '50s or early '60s.

Harley Spencer said:
And also, you have moose? Are they common? I've never seen one. Maybe I'll make a special trip someday to Canada, during the hottest time of year of course as I hear it's cold as fuck there, just so I can see some moose.
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Moose are somewhat common, yes. You probably don't want to see one though. They're... kind of assholes. They're sort of territorial and will sometimes ram people. Fairly unpleasant animals.

And most places in Canada (like here) are pretty much exactly like New York. And some places, like Vancouver, are milder. Obviously it gets colder the further north you go, but... yeah, not that different here than the northern US.
 
Mr_Stiffy

Mr_Stiffy

maleonetwo said:
Why always the hatin' on Celine?
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She tried to cover I Drove All Night. Some things you don't fuck with, The Big O being one of them.

Plus, she sang that three hour song to go with the three hour film about the boat sinking, back when Leo was mere eye candy, before Martin Scorsese turned him into an actor. :cool:
 
Vanilla Bear

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
HappyHapyJoyJoy said:
Huh, I forgot I had this kicking around from when assari asked to see everyone's autographs...

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... it's not a "fuck off" but it's close... :dunno:
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You have such a kiddie hand writing! :D


Mr_Stiffy said:
She tried to cover I Drove All Night. Some things you don't fuck with, The Big O being one of them.

Plus, she sang that three hour song to go with the three hour film about the boat sinking, back when Leo was mere eye candy, before Martin Scorsese turned him into an actor. :cool:
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Uhm...but she is beautiful woman, no? :shy:

That movie came on German TV last weekend. I was watching a bit of the end of it. Weird thing, exactly while I was watching it a bit of dust or something must have gotten in my eye. And when the song was on I felt like having a fever. But only around my heart....:shy:
 
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