Today I Saw ...

The coolest inchworm I've ever seen!
Looked like a crawling stick :D
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Somebody trying to ID me for a bottle of ****.
I'M TWENTY SEVEN FOR FUCKS SAKE! I should've Id'd her; her English was so poor she shouldn't have been allowed in.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
A shirt that read "My Better Half" with an arrow pointing down. I might have found this humorous if it wasn't worn by a 10th grader or if our administration gave a fuck.

Just so we're clear: shirts about ***** or ******* are bad, but shirts proclaming the size of one's dick are acceptable. I'm so over this ****.
 
...my cat ****** a ground squirrel. She flew right over the wood pile behind the house and took that little fucker by surprise....but, the ground squirrel still had a little extra speed on its side.
 
a woman go to place a glass jar of pasta sauce into her shopping cart and miss and it smash all over the floor...

and then she and her **** decided to just walk away and not do anything about it
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Our football team get stomped 55-14 by our biggest rival. Awesome, go team.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
A tag that read "this garment is not fire resistant." Normally, this isn't a real concern. However, the particular piece of clothing that this warning was attached to was a pink skeleton pajama outfit (Halloween is fast approaching :o) for my one-year-old niece. What the fuck are people doing with babies that this warning had to be printed on there?

I don't get it.
 
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