Today I Saw ...

[bustybbwlover]

an idiot driving in the suicide lane towards me while i got into it for a turn...we had a good ol' game of chicken

 

[vodkazvictim]

driving

 

[Shifty]

... yet another story about Axl Rose pissing off thousands of fans by showing up late for a show.

 

[bustybbwlover]

a women whose tits were coming out the bottom of her bra (that's how tight her shirt was)...i know it sounds exciting but it wasn't good

 

[vodkazvictim]

A nice bubble bath I poured for the missus.
Bet I still don't get any action today tho.
*sigh*

 

[HeartBroker]

The coolest inchworm I've ever seen!
Looked like a crawling stick

 

[panther]

Robin Williams at a North Beach (San Francisco) eatery @11:00 AM PST

 

[vodkazvictim]

Somebody trying to ID me for a bottle of wine.
I'M TWENTY SEVEN FOR FUCKS SAKE! I should've Id'd her; her English was so poor she shouldn't have been allowed in.

 

[bustybbwlover]

a chick with pockets hanging out of the bottom of her short shorts...this confuses me and i see it fairly often

 

[Member442]

for the first time my kids new piano teacher omg she's hot.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Ice cream

 

[bustybbwlover]

morimoto's soba ale, it was decent

 

[Ace Bandage]

A shirt that read "My Better Half" with an arrow pointing down. I might have found this humorous if it wasn't worn by a 10th grader or if our administration gave a fuck.

Just so we're clear: shirts about drugs or alcohol are bad, but shirts proclaming the size of one's dick are acceptable. I'm so over this shit.

 

[vodkazvictim]

My library

 

[Moonchild22]

...my cat attack a ground squirrel. She flew right over the wood pile behind the house and took that little fucker by surprise....but, the ground squirrel still had a little extra speed on its side.

 

[brodkill]

a woman go to place a glass jar of pasta sauce into her shopping cart and miss and it smash all over the floor...

and then she and her kids decided to just walk away and not do anything about it

 

[Ace Bandage]

Our football team get stomped 55-14 by our biggest rival. Awesome, go team.

 

[bustybbwlover]

the new and improved remodeled walmart up to it's old tricks of still not having enough checkers...if only they weren't a two minute drive away

 

[Ace Bandage]

A tag that read "this garment is not fire resistant." Normally, this isn't a real concern. However, the particular piece of clothing that this warning was attached to was a pink skeleton pajama outfit (Halloween is fast approaching :o) for my one-year-old niece. What the fuck are people doing with babies that this warning had to be printed on there?

I don't get it.

 

[bustybbwlover]

another comcast rebranding to xfinity ad and i thought to myself 'this is gonna cost me'