To be or not to be a dog?

[24788]

dogs lives have "ups" too. they get belly rubs, go for walks, get yummy treats, etc. it may seem "boring," but boring is subjective. you're only 20 years old. give it another 5 years or so and we'll see how you feel. :1orglaugh

It's just not worth it in my opinion. It would suck to be stuck inside most of the day. I enjoy life too much even with the downs.

 

[mrtrebus]

not even buddha or splinter can answer that my son.

Dad?

 

[milton waddams]

It's just not worth it in my opinion. It would suck to be stuck inside most of the day. I enjoy life too much even with the downs.

well, maybe if i develop a technique to have a species change where humans can become dogs you'll change your mind. just don't forget that you can enjoy yourself as a dog and you get to avoid a ton of bullshit people have to put up with. being stuck inside depends on the owner. some owners take their dogs out more then others. also, being inside you can enjoy yourself as well. it's not like being in your house is the equivalent of burning in hell or some whacky shit like that. come on....just admit it. you want to get on all fours and wag your tail.:1orglaugh

 

[milton waddams]

Dad?

yes luke. i am your father.

 

[mrtrebus]

yes luke. i am your father.

luke?

 

[milton waddams]

luke?

star wars? o.k. that's enough:1orglaugh

 

[broderic_randal]

... Hmmm... to lick my balls or to not lick my balls.

another plus would be you can lick your own balls!

you guys just wish you could do this in real life

 

[loveakirayui]

No matter how bad my life can get as a human. A dog's life can get to be 10x worse then a humans. You're essentially comparing a crappy human existence to a dog's best scenario of being in an pampered and loving environment. If you compare crappy human life to a crappy dog's life I think most would choose a crappy human life.

 

[milton waddams]

No matter how bad my life can get as a human. A dog's life can get to be 10x worse then a humans. You're essentially comparing a crappy human existence to a dog's best scenario of being in an pampered and loving environment. If you compare crappy human life to a crappy dog's life I think most would choose a crappy human life.

depends on how you define crappy. humans can be pretty fucking brutal to eachother.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Dried old doggy biscuits! I had better in my previous life.

 

[Skyraider22]

:rofl2::rofl2:

Ahh yes, but to save time, by not, beating around the bush....

Does the dog lick it's own ass to either, get the taste of dog chow out of it's mouth, or to clean it.... That's the true question to be had!

Answer for the balls.....

The dog licks them in front of you to mock all humans, simply stating... hey look fucker, i can give myself a blow job, i don't need a woman.

That was too funny:glugglug:

 

[T_C]

You say that until Michael Vick walks into the room.

Lol. :rofl: Yeah not everybody loves dogs. Do you know how many sick bastards in the world there are? The world is full of pricks and is seriously filled with f'ed up peopl. SO You Might wnna add that to the negative side.

 

[Eric Lindros]

I to sometimes ponder the dog question....

... Hmmm... to lick my balls or to not lick my balls.

... should I sniff this humans ass, or just piss on their leg?? Oh the agony of the questions!!

I want to be a dog.
As a human being, I'm trying to lick my own balls, but most of the time I fell of the couch....:eek:

No problems with that if I were a dog.
And maybe, I can be friends with MD.

 

[stampede2873]

you guys just wish you could do this in real life

Tell the truth, broderic... you want to ... riiiiiight????

Don't be shy... we ALL know you do!

We just don't need to know how many times you tried, though.

I want to be a dog.
As a human being, I'm trying to lick my own balls, but most of the time I fell of the couch....:eek:

No problems with that if I were a dog.
And maybe, I can be friends with MD.

:rofl: REP for you!!!
:thumbsup:

 

[Philbert]

it's alright. insight and enlightenment can take time.

:rofl2:

Talk about understatement...!

I hope you believe in reincarnation; 'cause you've got a long way to go.

:clown:

 

[D-rock]

After seeing some of the things a dog is willing to eat I don't think being a dog would be that great. :throwup:

 

[goodah]

I to sometimes ponder the dog question....

... Hmmm... to lick my balls or to not lick my balls.

... should I sniff this humans ass, or just piss on their leg?? Oh the agony of the questions!!

hahahahaha :rofl:

Honestly i never entertained the idea of me being a dog but well, I'm a dog-lover. :thumbsup:

 

[Rick2000]

I'd rather be a dog with a nice home. I've always thought our human intelligence was a curse. Animals don't need much to be happy.