To be or not to be a dog?

[milton waddams]

That is the question.

On the positive side, you never have to work. You get everything for free. Everybody loves you no matter what you do and no one will ever call you a lazy bum.

On the negative side, you are essentially a well treated slave, assuming you are not abused in various ways as are many animals.

It's a tough call. There are other positives and negatives you could mention, but i'm leaning toward the canine option. Being a human requires too much effort physically, intellectually and emotionally.

 

[BigHurt35]

It's a tough call. There are other positives and negatives you could mention, but i'm leaning toward the canine option. Being a human requires too much effort physically, intellectually and emotionally.

You say that until Michael Vick walks into the room.

 

[milton waddams]

You say that until Michael Vick walks into the room.

even though it's sad, i laughed a little at that.

 

[minidog]

and whats wrong with DOGS:ban:lol

 

[BlueBalls]

Ahhh, this take me back.

Memories, memories, memories . . . . .

 

[stampede2873]

I to sometimes ponder the dog question....

... Hmmm... to lick my balls or to not lick my balls.

... should I sniff this humans ass, or just piss on their leg?? Oh the agony of the questions!!

 

[milton waddams]

I to sometimes ponder the dog question....

... Hmmm... to lick my balls or to not lick my balls.

... should I sniff this humans ass, or just piss on their leg?? Oh the agony of the questions!!

:1orglaugh sounds alright to me.

 

[tartanterrier]

The life of George W Bush

 

[24788]

I would never trade life to be a dog. Life has it's downs, but the ups are what we look forward to. A boring life with everything handed to you doesn't allow you to live. You get bored after a while.

 

[mrtrebus]

I loathe dogs, so the idea of being one!!!
Yuk

 

[Will E Worm]

They have a short life. If I had to choose, I would be a cat.

Cats are more independent.


As long as I wouldn't be declawed or neutered.

 

[milton waddams]

I would never trade life to be a dog. Life has it's downs, but the ups are what we look forward to. A boring life with everything handed to you doesn't allow you to live. You get bored after a while.

dogs lives have "ups" too. they get belly rubs, go for walks, get yummy treats, etc. it may seem "boring," but boring is subjective. you're only 20 years old. give it another 5 years or so and we'll see how you feel. :1orglaugh

 

[milton waddams]

They have a short life. If I had to choose, I would be a cat.

Cats are more independent.

Short is just a matter of relativity. It only seems short because other species live longer. if you actually were a dog maybe you wouldn't mind so much. you can do a lot of barking and humping of legs in 15 years.

 

[milton waddams]

I loathe dogs, so the idea of being one!!!
Yuk

have fun being a sucker in the human world!

 

[mrtrebus]

have fun being a sucker in the human world!

 

[milton waddams]

it's alright. insight and enlightenment can take time.

 

[pikachar]

I to sometimes ponder the dog question....

... Hmmm... to lick my balls or to not lick my balls.

... should I sniff this humans ass, or just piss on their leg?? Oh the agony of the questions!!

Ahh yes, but to save time, by not, beating around the bush....

Does the dog lick it's own ass to either, get the taste of dog chow out of it's mouth, or to clean it.... That's the true question to be had!

Answer for the balls.....

The dog licks them in front of you to mock all humans, simply stating... hey look fucker, i can give myself a blow job, i don't need a woman.

 

[Legzman]

another plus would be you can lick your own balls!

 

[mrtrebus]

it's alright. insight and enlightenment can take time.

How much time?

 

[milton waddams]

How much time?

not even buddha or splinter can answer that my son.