To all you Iphone/Apple haters...

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Is this because I am constantly making fun of you for your little toys?

And it's Fox news...nobody will believe it.
 
Chicks digg it so I don't care.

BTW makes perfect sense why Willem got one now huh!!
 

freeones_willem

Ex-FreeOnes Team Member
Indeed I thought I got some more attention from the opposite sex now...
 
One respondent suggested "if he has an iPhone then he's obviously intelligent and well-off."

"There's just something about a man who's good with computers that makes him more trustworthy," said Lucy, a 23-year-old primary school teacher from London. "If he's got the cash for an iPhone then he must be very good at his job, too."

In other news, women who take part in surveys are fucking stupid.

First off, it isn't some status symbol for wealth. That's what BMW's are for. Anybody can get an iPhone. Go sign a 50 year contract and they'll give them to you for free. I've seen kids with iPhones. They must be loaded. :rofl:

Second off, Apple is notorious for dumbing down their product so anybody can use them. You don't need to know shit about computers to be able to use an iPhone. Are these women taking their helmets off before taking part in this survey??

And for the record, I do own an iPhone and I love it, so I'm not a hater. (Although I prefer the Android OS in use by other phones.) I'm still ugly, single and living in an apartment. Maybe I should move to London. I'd instantly be intelligent, rich and desirable. I'd just flash my phone and panties would be sliding off like I was John Mayer. OMG I evn haxxord it. I'd blow their simple minds away man.
 
DUDE!!

I wear it on a chain around my neck just to be sure the ho's see it!!!
 
Girls think im sexy as well.
Although I dont have an iphone.

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When they see me walking with this brick on my ear they cum instant....
 
i'm damn sexy
 

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Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
NOTHING says you are a pro like the Bosch PorTel C8



You will need a taser to buzz of the chicks you don't want to do ^^
 
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