As the title says, I am sick to the root of my willy of my bed squeaking whilst I am Humbuckering my bird.
She don't mind so much, but I am like soooo pissed off.
Just as I am getting into my stride, my bed starts and I get a vision of my ****** looking up at the ceiling in disgust.
And my ****** shatting in his undies laughing his "my arse dont fit in my jeans" arse.
Especially when I am going to spill the milk, my stride and rythym become more deeper and stronger, all that goes through my mind is friction of wood on wood, as my last name is Woods, I .... (Ok I have now realized, that, that means numb bum farts with what I am saying)
Anyhow I hope people can help me out as I am in a 2 month relationship and we are girthing like.. all the time... I want to soon be able to get the Marigolds out, so come on, give a guy some tips.
I know there are a few "light humoured" members on board, so for the benefit of mr kite, I am going to point out that :-
I am NOT in the finanical postition to buy another bed
I am NOT going to shaft her on the floor
I am NOT going to slow down
I am NOT going to stop boning her
Anyway, I am sure this is a problem for most of you older guys here, maybe even some of the younger members who get a bit carried away with their fave flick.
SO people MUST have some ideas out there to stop this.
She don't mind so much, but I am like soooo pissed off.
Just as I am getting into my stride, my bed starts and I get a vision of my ****** looking up at the ceiling in disgust.
And my ****** shatting in his undies laughing his "my arse dont fit in my jeans" arse.
Especially when I am going to spill the milk, my stride and rythym become more deeper and stronger, all that goes through my mind is friction of wood on wood, as my last name is Woods, I .... (Ok I have now realized, that, that means numb bum farts with what I am saying)
Anyhow I hope people can help me out as I am in a 2 month relationship and we are girthing like.. all the time... I want to soon be able to get the Marigolds out, so come on, give a guy some tips.
I know there are a few "light humoured" members on board, so for the benefit of mr kite, I am going to point out that :-
I am NOT in the finanical postition to buy another bed
I am NOT going to shaft her on the floor
I am NOT going to slow down
I am NOT going to stop boning her
Anyway, I am sure this is a problem for most of you older guys here, maybe even some of the younger members who get a bit carried away with their fave flick.
SO people MUST have some ideas out there to stop this.
