this year i'm going to herrods. i'm just using their bathroom, but that's where i'm going.
If you're short of cash, I know a cornershop in Shropshire that accepts food stamps and MyFreeones points.
Yes we do. :kiss:
Then I'll be confident that my credit has no limit.
mmm, gifts financed by sex with blue. Christmas just got both better and creepier.
Which makes it twice as special. Trust me, this is going to be the best christmas since Jesus died.
No ... wait, he was born on Christmas right? Actually don't answer that, no one cares.
are you trying to piss of everyone? cause you failed. I think there are some Jews and Muslims here, and they just don't care a lot about Christmas.
you're funny. I asked Jesus, and he thinks so too. Turns out he was born, but not on Christmas. Dec. 25 is just a convention. Let's pick a new date!