this personal ad in my forum made me die laughing

Kelly Steele

Verified Babe
Official Checked Star Member
You got to check this out!
Someone posted this in my site's forum. I nearly died laughing from it!

Age: 46
Height: 5'
Weight: 140
Occupation: Retired paralegal/Web designer/personal trainer

Sexual History: Before I got married, I kept the names of men I ***** with in a binder.

I have herpes, but I don't give it away. I've got fabulous boobs, and I'm only slightly overweight. My skin, however, is embarrassingly loose from years of yo-yo dieting. I have a golden retriever and five rabbits. The dog ****** on my bed, and the rabbits live in the kitchen. My health is good except for the chronic depression, the two heart attacks I had last year, the sciatica, and the degenerative joint disease. I am a recovering **** addict, a recovering bulimic, a recovering shopaholic, and a recovering sex addict.

REDEEMING QUALITIES:
I have integrity and a great sense of humor, not to mention money and brains, but I won't date you unless you do, too
 

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